Men And Women Stopped Masturbating For 30 Days For A Viral Video And They Had Some Interesting Reactions

Say what you will about Buzzfeed but I have to respect how they’ll subject their employees to well-produced personal torture for the sake of our entertainment (thank God I don’t work for a place that does that…the well-produced part I mean). And there is nothing worse that I can think of than not scrapping one out for thirty days. The Contest episode of Seinfeld is the obvious source here but I bet it’s even worse with the Internet now and sex everywhere. I can’t even open my Instagram without incidentally seeing big asses and racks everywhere, if I had to walk around with my balls full of weeks of semen and a No Fly Zone over my crotch I’d be some twitchy repressed mess. Even if I hate myself sitting there covered in my own filth when it’s all over, that one second of euphoria is worth it.

Though I have to say, this dude Winston said he didn’t like it after going from jerking off in the morning, post workout, probably a good four times a day jerker. But look at this guy before the month:

Disheveled, a little fat, kinda sweaty. Then at the end of the month:

Dude’s all shaped up, leaned out, and looking fresh and sexy like Kid Cudi. I don’t even think he realizes it with the way he hilariously said people should go find a monk or instead of trying not to jerk off. I’m not saying I’m willing to give it a shot based on this evidence but that dude empirically looks like a month of not stroking it made him way better off.

Also I don’t know if Kelsey is hot or if I’m grading on a sliding scale for her being in a video like this but when she was talking about how she needs to flick the bean every day, I definitely perked up a little:

What an insatiable little minx she is. I’m throwing this in here mostly to point out what might be a trend and not to brag (okay slightly to brag) but the easiest set of nudes I’ve ever gotten from a girl I didn’t really know online was some chick who worked at Buzzfeed. I may have just been politely talking about the weather with her then bam big ol’ titties right in the DMs. All I’m saying is maybe being around cat videos, GIFs and lists about Gilmore Girls increases a woman’s sex drive a bit and we might need further research on the subject.