Is This The Hottest Midget On Planet Earth?

I was out celebrating the independence of our Mexican neighbors last night (we did it, Mexico. We did it) and somehow I ended up Googling the term “sexy midget” — full disclosure: my sauced Googles often go to weird and occasionally dark places — and stumbled upon this little minx above. I figured I’d tweet it out because I was floored by how hot she was for a tiny person but didn’t quite anticipate as many people being into midget life as I was at the time:

Being the Lewis and Clark of the Internet like I am, I Googled around to make sure there wasn’t some sort of subculture of hot midgets around. “Sexy midgets”..nothing. “Sexy dwarf”…just a bunch of World of Warcraft characters and Peter Dinklage (sexy in his own right but come on). “Sexy little person” got me this chick below who’s a li’l person 10 but she doesn’t seem true midget and also there’s a decent chance that search term got me onto some sort of federal watch list:

I checked the reverse image search engine Tineye (hilarious product name when looking for anonymous hot midgets) but nothing really leading back to her there so I’ve got no clue who she is and if her other pics look anything like this. But I’ll be damned if I can find a competitor to the crown and everything about her’s just working for me. She’s got a look like a hot Instagram model if you’re viewing Instagram on an Apple Watch and I can’t imagine anyone could top the combo of hips, smoldering midget eyes, and hot stomach that must be the size of a soda can. I’d like to see a little more in the titty department but bottom line: Is this little chick with dumps like a Tonka truck the hottest midget on Earth?

PS this is just a great tweet and I’d be doing you a disservice if I didn’t share: