I Tried To Be Courteous To My Officemates And Now I Regret It

It’s National Coffee Day so I had a huge coffee and naturally natural things start to occur. Coffee makes you go to the bathroom. Everyone knows that. I blogged the other day about how the office bathroom while nice is troublesome because you are essentially pooping right in poor Louis’ eyeball which is the root cause of pink eye. I don’t want Louis to get pink eye but I had to go. So I went.

I tried to make the situation better for him by spraying some air spray.

Never again. I smell like the most basic of bitches. My hands, my overalls, my beard is wafting pumpkin spice right up my nostrils and it’s making my stomach churn. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me and all because I was trying to be the nice guy. Never again.

At least I look handsome as fuck in my overalls so the day isnt completely lost.