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I Made A Joke About Lamar Jackson's Tux Last Night And Became The Most Hated Man On Twitter

Kmarko
Kmarko12/12/2016 2:30 PM

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Long story short I was at the bar last night with a couple friends waiting for our table to be ready for dinner when Lamar Jackson unveiled his tux jacket. Looked sharp as fuck. Louisville colors. Also as everybody knows I’m a huge Lamar fan.

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Then a tweet started going around talking about how it was on the discount rack at Macy’s and was only 89.99 so as the resident tuxedo guy and expert in all things high class and fashion I decided I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t give him a little shit for it. You know, make a joke on Twitter. I mean when you’re the Heisman trophy winner and about to be a multi-millionaire superstar in the NFL you gotta kind of get your balls busted a little bit right?

Now I would never pretend to be a sports expert, but I do know this – they don’t cancel Heisman trophies because of what you’re wearing. So that was the first hint that hey maybe this guy isn’t totally serious. Also it’s not like I expect everyone on Earth to know my full body of work but I’ve been ranting about the NCAA being crooks and college athletes not being paid for like, 7 years now, on a weekly basis.

Unfortunately for me none of that translated to Twitter very well apparently because before I knew it I was getting MURDERED. Still going today as we speak. Told to kill myself by no less than 1,000 people. RIP my mentions like you read about.

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Racist. Elitist. Materialistic. The sole reason that that one dude hates white people. Wild wild stuff.

And I will absolutely give you elitist and materialistic. That was the whole point. The guy in the dope ass tux thumbing his nose at 89.99 Macys tuxedos. Classist as a motherfucker right there. But for everyone who made this a race issue as if we’ve never made fun of a white person’s fashion choices, just saying I’m not the one who should have to delete my account and KMS.

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His shoes and belt were definitely on point though!

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Live look at me dodging haters all night:

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PS,

As much as 99% of this stuff pissed me off, I absolutely can appreciate a good roast, and this dude who whipped out “the monkey from Kim Possible” absolutely crushed it. What an obscure, incredible reference.


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Kmarko
Kmarko12/12/2016 2:30 PM