Hawaii Asks Michigan To Help Them Beat Michigan...Michigan Says Nah.

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Tough week for Hawaii.

First they had to “open the college football season” in freaking Australia.

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Then they had their continent’s culture appropriated by Lyft drivers and their hula girl dolls.

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Now they’re getting figuratively stuffed head first into a dumpster by Michigan.

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Got to respect the balls on them to even ask right?

Feel like if you have the stones to ask Jim Harbaugh to send you game tape as a favor to try and help you beat Jim Harbaugh, you’ve got the stones to compete with Michigan for at LEAST one quarter.