Girl Pranks Boyfriend By Fake Dumping Him Over Text For April Fools, He Dumps Her In Response

This is what I needed. A lot of various April Fools pranks will be blogged today because that’s all that’s going on every April 1st but it’s all just SO dumb. If you don’t treat anyone saying anything today with a degree of suspicion, you’re an idiot. But if your April Fools prank is just you being like “Hey I’m going to do this thing JK NO I’M NOT” that’s not even a fucking prank, that’s just you lying to screw with someone. As crappy as office pranks are, covering someone’s desk in bubble wrap is an actual prank because it required some effort besides you just saying something that’s not true. So bottom line: If you do any pranks like this, you deserve to get screamed at, dumped, hell I’d cosign on a murder. Hopefully this woman now lives a life of loneliness and sad bottles of cheap red wine and cats whom she’s convinced love her but would actually eat her if given the chance. Lazy pranks deserve a lazy prank price.

God. Fucking. Dammit.