Georgetown Has Kale Appreciation Night With Kale Eating Contest At Hoops Game

MyFoxDC - At the Georgetown University women’s basketball game on Friday night, it was Hail To Kale Night where the Hoyas paid homage to America’s trendiest green. The first 100 people in attendance received free kale.

Just a heads up, this is where we’re at in 2015.  Bunch of god damn vegetarians and health nuts running the world, cramming kale and superfoods and wheatberries and green juice cleanses down our throats.  Getting to the point where we can’t even go to a hoops game and get a hot dog anymore, have to eat a bowl of vegetables first like our Nana is in charge of the stadium.  And Georgetown is Ground Zero.  Get out of our sports you hippies!  Give us junk food and motherfucking sodium on top of cholesterol on top of high fructose corn syrup and shove your leafy greens up your ass.

And leave Jack out of your sick health games you freaks.

PS – Going to a chick hoops game to get a free bushel of kale = definition of psychopath move.