Flight Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Someone Took A Shit In The Bathroom So Disgusting It Was Declared Hazardous To Health
Telegraph – A British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to Heathrow Airport when a “smelly poo in the toilet” became unbearable for passengers.
The pilot announced that the long haul flight had to be aborted, after cabin crew were unable to prevent the pungent odour emanating from an overflowing toilet.
Around 30 minutes in the seven-hour flight, the plane returned to London amid health and safety concerns.
Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev, who represents Potters Bar Parkfield was on the plane and said it was “insane” that passengers had to wait 15 hours for another flight due to a “smelly poo in the toilet”.
He told Mail Online: “The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd. “About 10 minutes later he said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.”
Mr Sachdev, who was not seated near the toilet in question, said: “He said it was liquid faecal excrement, those are the words he used. “He said it’s not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that.”
The captain said the plane’s crew had investigated the problem, but were unable to fix it, so the plane would need to return to London for health and safety reasons.
So can we get an interview with the guy or what? Seriously are we just going to let him off the hook and not even name him? Dude wrecked a bathroom so hard he made a plane make an emergency landing. That is epic level bowel movement. His shit was so bad it was literally declared hazardous to the public health and took an airplane out of the sky and put it on the ground. Unheard of. And it’s one of those situations where you can’t really pick a side either. On the one hand if you’re a passenger and you just had your entire trip ruined and can’t catch another flight for 15 hours because some dude blew up a bathroom with smelly poo you have every right in the world to be furious. But on the other hand, the dude had to shit. What was he supposed to do, hold it for 7 hours? Are we as men really going to sit here and judge a man for taking a dump? Not his fault that lavatory is so poorly ventilated, he didn’t design the freaking Boeing 747. Not like you can just courtesy flush either, not with those scary ass airplane flushes that I’m pretty sure suck you right out through the engines. Really hard to assign blame, just got to chalk this one up to an unfortunate, shitty situation all around.
PS – I just used common sense to assume this was a man because chicks don’t poop, if by some strange chance it turns out a woman was responsible I think we have no choice but to remove her from society.