Dude Asks His Favorite Club To Please Ban His Girlfriend's Dad So That He Can Relax While He's Hitting On Other Chicks

[via SEC]

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Look anybody who has ever had a girlfriend before knows the hardest part about it is dealing with her dad. Nothing more stressful than meeting the man who knows you’re sleeping with his little girl, don’t care what age you are. I mean he already hates your guts before he’s even met you, that’s just a given – trying to convince him to hate you JUST a little less so that it’s acceptable for you to keep dating is the ultimate goal. And from then on it’s a delicate dance of always being on your toes, always trying to appear more successful and smarter than you actually are, that you can actually provide for a family at some point in your life even though you probably definitely can’t.

Now imagine how hard that is when the guy keeps bumping into you at the club while you’re trying to fuck other girls? I mean of course he texted the owners. That’s a stress that nobody should have to deal with. You’re never going to get his blessing and the wedding paid for if he keeps showing up as you’re force feeding Grey Goose shots to a college clubrat and making out with her on the bar. Just makes an already impossible situation even harder. Kudos to him for taking the initiative and trying to make it all work out.

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Me trying to figure out how old this dude is if his girlfriend’s dad is 37