Drake Breaking Up With A Hot Chick For Her Hotter Instagram-Famous Sister Is An Amazing Power Move
Mirror – The Canadian rapper [Drake] recently started dating model India Love but he also enjoyed an on-off relationship with her sister Crystal Westbrooks.
According to reports, Crystal wasn’t too happy about the pair’s romance and hit out on social media in a string of tweets.
“That awkward moment when she hops on your exes….. Nvm nvm nvm #iFeelLikeRayJ. I need answers sway,” one is believed to have read.
India also posted a cryptic tweet of her own, with some believing she was taking aim at Drake’s ex Rihanna.
I’ve been meaning to blog this for a day because this, well, first of all I REEEEEALLY wanted to get some of these girls on this site because they both have absolute Jessica Rabbit bodies that you need to see. But also because this is an AMAZING move by Drake. Drake’s caught so much shit online for being soft and when he does asshole things like trying to kiss Rihanna onstage everyone is so quick to shit all over him gleefully. But he pulled off an unreal move here, trading a totally sexy but not incredibly hot chick for an unbelievably sexy once-in-a-generation chick who’s also substantially more famous…Drake is out here doing moves more complicated than Jerry Seinfeld roommate switcheroo threesome trading up on siblings and tagging entire family trees and I don’t know how you can’t both love and admire that level of cocksmanship. He’s playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse with Rihanna right now if he’s trying to out-dirtbag her in an on-off situation but sticking it to unbelievably big titted sisters has got to count for something.
First off, here’s Crystal. Very sexy in that “I’m a black girl at a liberal arts college who’s really into making white guys eat me out as a form of reparations” kinda way:
And then you’ve got India love, who I guess has a reality show and is a little more manufactured but also an absolute rocket right out of Nelly’s half black and Asian fever dreams:
Unbelievable stuff. Oh to be Drake for a day. I imagine my dick would look something like this: