Canada Starts A "Tell America It's Great" Campaign To Cheer Us Up About The Election...Canada Can Go Fuck Itself

Huffington Post – The United States’ good ol’ neighbor to the North is providing the land of the free with much-needed virtual hugs this election season.

Canadians across the internet have chimed in on the #TellAmericaItsGreat movement ? the most Canadian social media campaign ever ? which appears to be a riff off of Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” slogan.

The Garden, a Canadian creative agency that launched the campaign, said it was hoping to cheer up the U.S. during a particularly tough ? and sometimes discouraging ? election season.

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Hey Canada here’s a campaign idea. Why don’t you put your phone down, take a big step back, and literally fuck your own face? Fuck your big, stupid maple syrup chugging face?

I mean are you fucking kidding with this? “Tell America it’s great”?? Coming from fucking Canada? Like, you’re Canada. You are our hat. We are America regardless of what happens next month and you are Canada regardless of what happens next month.

Yeah our political system is in shambles. Yeah we’re about to be stuck with the most hated president elect in history no matter who wins. Yeah it’s embarrassing to see what passes for political discourse during these debates that we have to watch cringing through our fingers. Guess who is still 1 bajillion trillion times greater than you?

Don’t ever think you can patronize us like this again. #TellAmericaItsGreat. We know we’re great assholes. Worry about your own fucking locker room. I need a “virtual hug” from Canada like I need a fucking bullet in my big awesome American brain.