Boogie Cousins Goes Undercover To Find Out What It's Like Being A Referee

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Goddamn it I love Boogie Cousins. It is a crying shame that the basketball gods have banished him to NBA Siberia during what will likely be the most volatile stages of his career. He is an absolute beast on the court while apparently also having the acting chops of a young Bobby DeNiro with the dick thrust game of Peter North in his prime.

Hell, I even felt bad for Boogie as he was having a bad flashback like Frank Costanza reliving when he sent 16 of his own men to the latrines in Korea. Oscar worthy performance out of the big man with an A+ “Man fuck this shit” ending. The DraftKings TV version of “Rosebud”.

And the biggest thing I took away from the video is that the NBA needs another bad boy referee now that Joey Crawford retired. Can you imagine Look At Me Joey teaching Boogie all the tricks of being a zebra like an old, white, bald Mr. Miyagi? And the kicker is we would all be waiting with bated breath to see if Boogie would murder Crawford in cold blood. God I love Boogie Cousins.

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Don’t forget…DraftKings is officially BACK in New York. If you haven’t heard from KMarko in a while I’m sure he’s in a dark room hand writing dozens of lineup projections out.