Berman's Ass Commits Treason

Rough day for our man Boomer. Not only does Chris Berman’s longtime co-host Tom Jackson retire, but his ass commits treason on him. Berman is just trying to get in a leisurely 18 and he gets swampass down to his ankles. An inside attack like I’ve never seen.

Just absolutely ruthless of his ass glands to do this to him on such an emotional day.

Look at that shit. It’s out of control.

When I first saw the picture I thought it was shadow. No way a man should have an ass and taint that drips so badly. Just no way. But the zoom is all we need, your honor. That is the definition of swamp ass. That’s the everglades of ass.

Can you imagine the smell? Those pants, underwear, shirt, and from the look of it, even the socks have gotta be thrown away.