Barstool Office Power Rankings - Week 17

Editor’s Note:

Switching it up this week for the Power Rankings – in an effort to keep things fresh, I decided to hand off my beloved franchise to our first official guest reviewer. I’ve been doing it for 4 months now, probably would be good to get a different perspective. See what it’s like being on the other side, being quietly judged. Watching every step and every word that comes out of your mouth in the office not knowing what’s going to be picked up and used against you. It’s not a great feeling, I see that now. Anyway first up is Ria, who, not to suck up, would have been my choice for #1 this week had I been doing the rankings. Mostly because of the most savage tweet of 2017:

But it’s not up to me, it’s up to her. Hit up the video for the top 5 employees of the week, and read below for everyone who needs improvement.

-Kmarko

ATTN: From the desk of an intern (currently a recliner)

Welcome back to everyones new favorite feature-the Barstool Office Power Rankings. This week Kmarko gave me full responsibility of all power rankings so I decided to do it my own way and make a video of the top 5 employees of the week and then write about who needs improvement plus other things happening around the office.

This week in the office I have to say was the most chaotic week I have been here for, from Barstool Idol to multiple meetings happening around the office, the place was an absolute fun house. I tried to include the highlights of the week but between Chef cooking and stinking up the whole place to Tex needing Ebony to break out the emergency aid kit on him, it was hard to keep up.

So let’s get into it, watch the video above for the top 5 employees of the week and read below for who needs to shape up for next week and the highlights of this week.

NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

Dave’s pronunciation of Ja Rule

Ted Williams

Basically for saying Kmarko doesn’t cover college football enough. Probably not the best idea to take a shot at the Editor-in-Chief while looking for a job. Wonder why he got fired. (By the way, sorry kmarko for saying you hide behind computers last week in my office power rankings I promise I didn’t mean it).

Barstool Idol girl

Well you all know why… but seriously maybe one day we can get together and produce some content together…

Just kidding…CYA!

Smitty

For throwing a dodgeball at a girl and making her cry

Even though I thoroughly enjoyed this I probably would have cried as well…or maybe not considering I didn’t during the intern wrestling match so I guess that just makes me more athletic and better all around. If you want to stick around with the boys you have to be able to handle a little physical contact from a batch of some of the least athletic guys around.

Tex

Now I know everyone is giving Tex credit for fighting Bills Mafia guy who is bigger than he is and he fought him once before and lost and that’s all fine and dandy and good for Tex but seriously beat the kid one time for me Tex. Like he said he is definitely “due for a W”.

Noise level in the office

Ria

This follows directly after the noise level of the office needs improvement for a reason. This is a time for me to acknowledge where I need improvement. This week I need improvement for my constant talking in the office. This leads into my apology to the entire office for my noise interruptions because as I am trying to write this blog on one of the most chaotic days in the office so far, I want to scream because I can’t focus. So my bad for talking everyone’s ear off constantly because now I know what it feels like. Will I stop talking? I can’t promise that, but I sure as heck will try for the sake of my co-workers sanity.

Office Guests Of The Week

The Toronto Maple Leafs

Jumpsuit couldn’t have came off fast enough when these guys strolled through the office. Thankfully the eye in the sky cam wasn’t working during this time because as soon as they walked in I looked back and took off my jumpsuit to make my transition back into my dress.

Best Dressed Of The Week

Get involved #JumpsuitJanuary Also you know who…sponsor us why don’t ya?

Mustache Of The Week

The Dunk heard around the internet

And that’s it for this weeks Barstool Office Power Rankings! Don’t forget to subscribe to the newsletter and all that other fun stuff Kmarko throws at the end of his blog.