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Asshole Preschoolers Make Cards For The Loser UNC Hoops Team

NewsObserverStudents from Candace Morgan and Rose DeLaTorre’s Triangle Day School transitional kindergarten class describe letters they wrote for the UNC basketball team after their loss in the National Championship game Friday, April 8, 2016 in Durham, N.C. Morgan graduated from UNC in 2004 and encouraged her students to use the loss as a chance to learn about compassion.

Is there a worse feeling in the world than losing the national championship on a back breaking buzzer beater then getting patronized by a bunch of preschoolers? Jesus kids, leave us alone. We lost. We’re losers. Compassion is for losers. Now would be a good time for Miss Teacher to teach you that in this world there are winners and losers and the winners are the best and get all the girls and the losers stink and should go sit in the dark and think about how much they stink. The hell are we even teaching kids anymore. Making “sorry for not winning” cards? They should make YOU cards apologizing for making your whole state the losers.

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