Anti-Gay Reverend Got Busted Trolling For The D On Grindr And His Gay Text Game Is Real Weak
Queerty – Until 2 p.m. on Monday, the ‘Our Church Staff’ section of St. John’s Lutheran Church and School’s website described Reverend Matthew Makela as an associate pastor who enjoys, “family, music, home improvement, gardening and landscaping, and sports.”
Screenshots obtained by Queerty from a source who asked that his name be withheld shed light on some of the Reverend’s other favorite past times — namely nude make out sessions and sex with other men.
The married father of five from Midland, Michigan doesn’t just preach Jesus’ love and help with bake sales. He also uses his position of authority and respect in his community to broadcast his self-loathing view on same-sex attraction.
In an email exchange with Queerty, Makela confirmed the authenticity of the screen captures but declined to comment.
He also told Queerty that he had “resigned” from his position at the church after the story surfaced, and that his wife and senior pastor had been made aware of his extracurricular activities.
I love these stories every single time. From the days of that senator Larry Craig tap dancing to get some bathroom butt stuff going to whenever some anti-gay preacher gets found out to be feasting on cock cheese it’s always so glorious to see these guys taken down. Nothing in this world is worse than a hypocrite. Well, one thing: A hypocrite with real weak text game. The vibe in those texts is like negative infinity billion no matter if it’s two guys, two chicks, a guy and a chick or whatever. The dude texting with Matthew Makela isn’t killing it or anything either but if you’re not getting a lot back, you’ve got to step your game up with more than these weak pasty selfies. “I love making out naked” may be factually accurate but no Old Navy boxer briefs are getting moistened up with that one bro. That’s like HBO TV show gay, no way Grindr dudes are about that soft shit when there’s no vibe going on. And just streaming needy texts then closing with an “I love to cuddle”? Be more needy Matt, jeez. Disgraceful effort from a disgraceful human, zero throbbing dicks for you sir.
