A Woman Came Back From A Trip To Find Her Home Trashed And Ransacked With The Burglars Fucking On Her Couch

Chris Spags9/27/2016 8:18 PM

WREG – A South Memphis woman is in shock after catching two burglars having sexual intercourse in her house and ransacking the place.

“It’s horrible in there,” said victim Jamie Barnes. “It’s absolutely horrible in there. It’s like they just had a big old nasty party.”

Barnes was surprised to see her front door open after being away for a few days, but that shock was quickly topped by what was going on inside the house on Davant Street in South Memphis.

“Walk in and they’re having sex on my couch,” said Barnes. “I pick up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad.”

She said the man yelled, “I don’t know nothing” over and over, while the woman tried to cover up.

“She tried to grab one of my dresses and put it on and I snatched it from her, what are you trying to do?” said Barnes.

In case you didn’t strap in for the whole video report, here’s the woman who got busted while the man ran away from that home invasion/couch fuck sesh:

Tonka being a birth name is amazing but I’m not ruling out that she got it as a nickname for having dumps like a Tonka truck. You don’t get criminals all up in them cheeks in the house you’re robbing without having a few feminine wiles and there’s no denying that Tonka here has them in spades. But her tremendous sexual magnetism aside, I do feel awful for Jamie Barnes. Getting your place broken into is pretty violating but coming back and seeing a couple of unsavory characters throwing back shots on the couch you watch Empire on (keeping it demographically 100 here), that’s next level insulting. That couch is a sacred place, one where I fall asleep, one where I sit and eat shameful amounts of food, one where I may have occasionally had sex when overcome with living room-based passion. To breach that? There’s no punishment stiff enough for Tonka and her beau.

If you want to kick Jamie Barnes a few bucks for her violating semen and theft-related tragedy, she has a GoFundMe to help heal the wounds and, safe to say, she’s crushing it: