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A State Trooper Pulled A Car Over And Got Sent SOARING By Another Driver Who Smashed Into Him

 

This is one of those moments where I think we should sit back and reflect on how far video gaming has come because I’m pretty sure this real-life video of a dude getting hit by a car looked just like smashing into someone in GTA V, all that was missing was the WASTED sign popping up at the end. Thankfully the state trooper, Sergeant Jim Smith, was fine and left the hospital a few days after the accident because that looked and sounded as bad as it gets. And now the Ohio state highway patrol can use this as a teachable moment:

 

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Don’t park your car basically in the middle of the road like this lady did when you’re pulled over and if you drive near someone pulled over, don’t fly into the area like your car is reenacting Kramer entering Jerry’s apartment. Now we know that and it’s all thanks to Sgt. Smith’s sacrifice.

 

The main question I have left though: That first chick didn’t get a ticket after all that right? She blew a stop sign or whatever but she also didn’t smash full speed into a trooper so it seems like she should skate on some sort of “Lesser of two evils” ruling. Plus she climbed through a broken car door to check on him, that’s got to count for something in terms of hustle points when you have SUVs playing bumper cars on these roads.