A Spring Break Cop Had Absolutely Zero Time For Some Hot Chick In A Bikini Doggystyle Twerking On His Beach ATV
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Kind of a tough spot to be in as a Spring Break cop if you’re in a city where you’re expected to look the other way as Sodom and Gomorrah breaks out all around you. Like I fully understand that this girl getting on the ATV was fairly disrespectful and possibly illegal and giving her a full throated shove off is the least dick move he could have done. But it’s Spring Break! Underage drinking, tits all over, fights encouraged and hardly ever interrupted before someone is put into a ditch….that’s what Spring Break is. You start shoving bikini chicks around, maybe one gets hurt, all of a sudden you’re no longer a fun Spring Break destination like when the rich people try to take over a mountain in an 80s skiing movie.
And it’s like this cop didn’t even learn any lessons from International Women’s Day last week. In my opinion, we must pull the women of Spring Break in with both arms, not push them away. They’re the future lawyers, doctors, Presidents of the United States. And they’re choosing to pull their tits out for beads, show off their trendy pierced nips, or twerk until their asshole spokes are poking out while they cut loose in a socially acceptable way for one of the last times in their lives. To deprive both them and us of that? Downright anti-feminist imo.
Make America Go Wild Again
^if this didn’t give you a nostalgic tingle in your loins I don’t even know you. I remember when we found a Limewire or torrent video of Best Breasts Ever in college because some girl at USC was in it and I have to say that video still holds a very special place in my heart/it probably could have also served as an official ranking of titties in the 2000s. I’ll never stop appreciating Snapchat every single day but there was something both boner inducing and charming about the simpler times of the early days of Girls Gone Wild (besides the founder allegedly sexually assaulting and dodging taxes and generally being a reprehensible human being…you’ve got to separate the message from the source).