A Side Chick Went To Confront Her Guy's Main Chick And The Fight Left No Question About Who The Alpha Female Is

This is the shit I LOVE. Human drama at its fullest, a slice of America you or I probably wouldn’t often see, I feel like we’re learning while we enjoy the simple pleasures of a street fight for a man’s love. And then, as an added bonus, you get the underdog story that this fight was. I mean look at these two, really look at them:

It looks like that Shawn Oakman from Baylor meme from a few years back versus Lil Mac from Punch Out. And yet the much smaller Main Chick absolutely dominated the fight. Got into the mount, kept her heels hooked in, threw some nice shots from the mount and from the bottom with Bertha in a rudimentary triangle choke. It was hard to tell if I was watching a hood fight over some dude’s dick or Georges St Pierre back in the UFC. An impressive showing of love by the main chick, big failure of a power coup by the side chick, and after a decent amount of explaining I’m sure one passionate bout of lovemaking between the winner and the dude who’s the prize.

And also I want to take a second to shoutout a forgotten hero: The guy somewhere who is slinging pipe to AT LEAST these two chicks and leaving them so satisfied yet so yearning for more that they’re willing to dramatically confront one another and, ultimately, bare knuckle brawl for his love. If there are even more chicks, who knows? Might even be able to get this to a Royal Rumble. All I know is that is a man doing something right even while doing everything ethically and possibly legally wrong and he deserves some recognition. Hell of a pimp hand.