A Drunk Old Couple Tried Valiantly To Get Down Some Stairs In A Surprisingly Great Video

A video like this is such a nice palette cleanser for the internet. You see some news about war or death or videos that make you depressed about the world at large and then you see something like this and it’s so simple but so nice. This Jerry Thornton-looking fella was out there getting plastered with his lovely lady, either some couple who’s been married for 50 years and still in love (aww) or some old dude getting his dick as wet as the Sahara with some new post-menopausal snizz (nice). And then he overcomes the drunkenness, has a few laughs with the guys upstairs…only to completely eat it while soaking in the accolades. Other than the risk of them breaking their hips and the likelihood the old gal concussed herself falling onto the car, they clearly had a hell of a night and with that you’ve sometimes pay a bit of a price for too much fun. Check for serious injuries, pop that blue pill to get things functioning properly, and enjoy the afterglow spent draining that elderly gentleman’s gravity-afflicted taffy balls. A win-win for everyone involved.