A Chick Wanted Some Advice On Blowjobs So She Had Her Grandma Empty The Vault With Her Tips

This video cracked me up, strong usage of our nation’s greatest resource: Our elders (and their love of sucking dick). And it was mostly entertaining because of the grandma, I liked how she had no interest in the granddaughter’s foolishness while she was acting like she couldn’t figure out how to lick ice cream because she’s “lactose intolerant”…you came to grandma to learn to suck a dick, she’s not going to stop talking about it until you’re throat deep on the nearest meat missile. You could hear in her voice when she brought up how you’ve got to treat the dick like you want them to treat your clit. This is not a game to nana. The granddaughter makes funny videos about sucking dick but grandma is all about that life, unnatural blonde hair bobbing all over the place on the nearest baby arm holding a chocolate-dipped apple for 50+ years.

Also as someone who cannot possibly imagine having a sex conversation with anyone in my immediate family, I’m not sure if I should be envious of this situation or not. I’ve known people, mostly girls, who talk to a mom or sister about sex stuff and to me that seems like a bridge you couldn’t cross. I don’t think I’d personally want to hear about my dad or grandpa raw dogging chicks abroad while in the Navy or get tips from them about how to improve my long stroke. But at the same time…I’m maybe kind of envious that some people share that kind of bond with family? Awkward as hell but maybe kind of freeing to have that sort of kinship with your family? I genuinely don’t know.

(h/t Worldstar)