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February 7, 2008

Valentine's Countdown of Athlete's Wives & Girlfriends: No. 8 Abigail Clancy

This is Abigail Clancy, the wife of Peter Crouch. Peter is listed as a "footballer," but I had never heard of him and couldn't find his name in any of the NFL player indexes. It turns out they're both from England, where they play a game called "football" that looks very much like our soccer. Except soccer is something you take your kid to on a Saturday morning so they can run around for a hour while you drink Dunkin' Donuts, where this English football-soccer thing is played by grown men. Go figure. I know one thing, it must be popular over there because this is the kind of women these "football" guys land. Amazing.