Jenks Is A (muscular) Unicorn

'I'm Going To Enjoy A Beverage First' - Nebraska Came Back From 16 Down At Indiana And Fred Hoiberg Just Wants A Damn Beer To Celebrate

We Currently Live In A World Where Not Only Are The Celtics Building The Profile Of A Legit Title Contender, They Also Now Own The Best Offense In NBA History

"Delayed Gratification Was Taught to Us By The Stoics" – Fernando Mendoza Casually Discussed Stoicism After Hanging 56 Points on Oregon in the Peach Bowl

Everything You Need To Know Going Into Tonight's Action Packed Bears-Packers Wild Card Showdown

You Will Not Believe The Latest Development In The Mintzy Saga As It Should Leave You Speechless

Five Keys For The Chicago Bears Going Into The Biggest Game Since The 2010 NFC Conference Championship

"I'm Thinking About Cracking Open a Beer" – Somebody Get Curt Cignetti a God Damn Beer

Peach Bowl Recap – Indiana Embarrassed Oregon 56-22 and Will Play The Miami Hurricanes for The National Championship

Indiana Is One Win Away From Potentially Being the Best Team in College Football History

Brooks Koepka Left LIV And Reportedly Wants To Come Back To The Tour And The PGA Should Welcome Him Back With Open Arms

Fun Fact – Brazilian Soccer Star 'Hulk' Divorced His Wife of 12 Years and Married Her Niece (i.e. His Kid's First Cousin)

Friday Confessions

I Had An Amazing Dinner Last Night At Filomena In Washington D.C. With My Godson

We Had a Good Ol' Fashioned Fan Beat Down at The Golden State Warriors Game Wednesday Night (Both Fans Banned From Chase Center)

Is It Crazy To Think That Trinidad Chambliss Getting His 6th Year Waiver Denied By The NCAA Is a Blessing In Disguise For Him When You Think About His NFL Draft Stock?

The First Game Played On The New Olympic Hockey Rink Already Had To Be Delayed Thanks To A Hole In The Ice

Mintzy Ended The Week By Finally Doing The Right Thing

Birmingham Got A Pink Haze Across Their Sky After Their Football Stadium's LED Lights Reflected Off The Falling Snow And It Looked Unreal

The Pistons Are The Beasts Of The East And Trae Young Trade Fallout From Around The East

Spittin' Chiclets Last Dance Live Before Heading To Netflix

Dana White Put Me On The Phone With Tim Commerford Of Rage Against The Machine

Caitlin Clark Officially Ends The GOAT Debate, Says LeBron Is The Best Player Ever And Her Favorite Player Of All Time

The Miami Dolphins Have Hired a New GM And He Has Two First Names

Bad to Worse: The NCAA Has Denied Trinidad Chambliss a Sixth Year of Eligibility Hours After Ole Miss Lost to Miami

NBA Trade Chaos Is In Full Swing Now That The Memphis Grizzlies Have Decided To Officially Put Ja Morant On The Trade Block

Things No One Wants - Rob Manfred Says That They Have Considered A Split Season And Possibly An In-Season Tournament

The Buffalo Bills Are Auctioning Off Their Old Used Urinal Troughs

The Patriots Deserve All the Credit for Putting Together the Best Rookie Class in Franchise History

2026 Is Going To Be The Year Of Bruno Mars, and His New Song "I Just Might" Is Straight Billy McFarland Fire Fest Flames

It's So Sweet That George Kittle Thinks That Eagles Fans Hate Every Team Equally

Once A Giant, Always A Giant: Brian Daboll Is Apparently Telling Coaching Candidates To Consider The Giants Job Because Of How Good Jaxson Dart Is

I Promise You Are Not Prepared for the Atrocity That Is the Song 'Sexistential' by Someone Named Robyn

Congrats to Rick Carlisle on Winning His 1,000th NBA Game… It Only Took 31 Days to Get from 999 to 1,000

Baseball Needs To Televise The Tigers and Tarik Skubal's Arbitration Hearing After Reports That They Are An MLB Record $13M Apart

In 49 Other States: Indiana High Schools Decided To Reschedule A Bunch Of Massive Basketball Games So The Whole State Can Watch The Peach Bowl

"I'm Kinda Sick That I Got It In Front Of Kobe, I Wish I Would Have Waited 100 Days" - Anthony Edwards Made NBA History Becoming The 3rd Youngest Player Ever To Score 10,000 Points

Big Boy Mason "Yeti" Baker Is Reinventing The Art Of Game Tape By Doing Drills In His Driveway

Al Michaels Didn't Hear No Bell - Officially Coming Back Next Year To Keep Calling Thursday Night Football At 82 Years Old

'Harbaugh Or Stefanski' - We Got People Reading Jaxson Dart's Lips During The Fiesta Bowl And Figuring Out The Giants Plan For The Next Coach

Help Chris Fight Brain Cancer – The Stoolie Who Heroically Gave Ben Mintz His Aisle Seat On A 4-Hour Flight

It Looks Like NHL Players Are Going To Have To Bring Some Power Tools With Them To The Olympics And Finish Building The Locker Rooms Themsevles

'Look At The Time. We're Not Done Yet' - Danny Boy Cane's Legend Grew When He Called His Shot With Miami Down 27-24, Delivered An Iconic Finger Wag

Miami Advances to a Home National Championship Game After Outlasting Ole Miss in an All-Time CFP Classic

No One Knows What The Hell Targeting Is Because It's Still The Dumbest Rule In Sports

Rediscovering America Hath RETURNED

Owner of a Lonely Heart (So Much Better Than A) Owner of a Broken Heart...

The World's Most (or Least) Eligible Bachelor is 79-Year Old Multimillionaire Sir Benjamin Slade, Who's Seeking a Young Woman to Have His Heir and Inherit His Fortune

Peacock is Introducing Enhancements to it Broadcasts That Will Allow You to Adjust the Audio, Including Muting the Announcers

After Beating Kentucky, Missouri Basketball Has Done a Complete 180 On Their Season