THE KING: Bill Raftery Apparently Admitted He's Older Than His Listed Age Of 82, Would Be Happy To Call Games For Another Decade

Is This The Worst Start To A Season The Boston Red Sox Have Ever Had? Because It Sure Fucking Feels Like It

Both Giannis And Joel Embiid Appear To Be At War With Their Own Teams About Being Allowed To Play Basketball

'I Thought He Looked Fat And Stupid' - Tomislav Ivisic Describing David Mirkovic Is Why No One Has Better Chemistry Than The Illinois Balkan Boys

WNBA Superstar Caitlin Clark Has Reportedly BLOCKED Media Mogul Dave Portnoy Due To A Rogue FaceTime From One Of The Co-Hosts Of The 'Men Of Honor' Podcast

The Celtics Have Officially Checked Off One Of The Most Important Boxes For Every Potential Champion In All Of NBA History

Cody Bellinger's Insane Ricochet Catch Yesterday Sums Up How Well Things Are Going For The Yankees To Start The Season

It's Final Four Saturday And We Have The Final Round Of 100-Point Preps - Kentucky Derby Prepping w/ Mut Volume 12

Sports Staturday: Raptors 31-0 Scoring Run, The Chicago Bulls Familiar DOA Start Of Games, CB Bucknor, And One Last Duke Stat

"I Will Beat Geno's Ass" – South Carolina Head Coach Dawn Staley & Geno Auriemma Got Into a Screaming Match Following UConn's Loss to South Carolina in Final Four

The Dumbest Decision In Sports - The NCAA Is Reportedly Announcing The Tournament Is Expanding To 76 Teams 'Soon After' The Final Four Is Over

Dante's Friday Five Count For April 3rd: Ozzie Guillen, Greg Maddux, Today’s Kids Work Ethics Fucking Suck, The Retro Weather Channel, Subscription Model Everything Sucks

Barstool Confessions

BREAKING: Elizabeth Hurley Posts Herself Topless To Declare "Spring Has SPRUNG" And Commands Everyone To "CREAM UP"

If You Believe In The Latest NBA MVP Straw Poll, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Has Locked Up Back To Back MVPs

The 76ers Have Their Guys Back And Are Peaking At The Right Time

Mount Everest Guides Accused Of Poisoning Climbers To Trigger Helicopter Rescues As Part Of An Insurance Scam

Tommy Lloyd Made The Smartest Decision Of His Career And Finally Turned Down UNC So He Can Stay At Arizona

"You're Either Playing This Year or We're Moving On", Ex-Colts TE Eric Ebron Says GM Chris Ballard Gave Andrew Luck an Ultimatum That Pushed Him Into Retirement

It's So Cool To See The Actual Acting Performances From The Latest INSANE Episode Of Invincible

41-Year Old Rapper J. Cole Has Signed To Play Professional Basketball In China With The Nanjing Monkey Kings

'He Didn't See Two 7-Footers Yet' - David Mirkovic Learned Real Fast That UConn Fans Will Take Anything Said About Tarris Reed As Bulletin Board Material

Brian Cox Goes Full Logan Roy, Tearing Into Half the A-Listers in Hollywood from Johnny Depp to Daniel Day-Lewis as 'Stupid' and 'Assholes'

For Just $260,000, You Can Enjoy 9 Days in Royal Caribbean's 'Ultimate Family Treehouse' Aboard Their New Ship

I Miss When Video Games Were Fun And Not Rocket Science

Coen Carr Randomly Showed Up To Play Against A Bunch Of Michigan State Students, Reminded Everyone He's The Best Dunker In The World

"You Guys Got To Move The Team, Just Go To Nashville Already" - It's Not Just LeBron, Apparently Every NBA Player In The League Absolutely Despises The Hotel They Stay At When Playing The Memphis Grizzlies

'We Came Here For Rings, Not Watches' - Dan Hurley Doesn't Care About Making The Final Four Or Gifts. He's Only In Indy For A National Title

Jerry And I Just Got A New Best Friend On The Latest Episode Of House Call

The Cubs Are Narcs For Putting People Working From The Wrigley Field Bleachers On Blast

A Tribute to Stephon Gilmore, the Best Free Agent Signing in Patriots History

"I Don't Even Really Know A Lot Of Their Guys" -- Quinn Hughes, Who Was The Captain Of The Vancouver Canucks Just 3 Months Ago

Jake Davis Being Called 'An Honorary Balkan' And Having His Teammates Find Him A 'Croatian Wife' Is His Greatest Accomplishment This Season

The White Sox Home Opener Yesterday Was Cancelled Because It Was 40 Degrees and Hailing In Chicago With Tornado Warnings, And It's Time Once Again To Re-Ask The Question, Why The Fuck Are They Playing Baseball In Cold Weather Cities In March and April?

"Yeah, I Was Just Talking To The PRESIDENT..." New Bodycam Clip From Tiger Woods DUI Arrest Shows Him Allegedly Talking To Donald Trump Immediately After His Rollover Crash

Being An NHL Referee Seems Like The Perfect Job If Your Dream Is To Be Able To Curse Out Teenagers

Vinnie Pasquantino Calls Out Royals Rookie Carter Jensen After Sleeping Through His Alarm and Getting Scratched from Game

WATCH: Best Clips From Artemis II Rocket Launch Including Their First Moments In Outer Space. Plus NASA Revealed Our Astronauts Full Food Menu For The 10 Day Moon Mission

Gucci Mane Was Allegedly Held at AK-47 Gunpoint By Rapper Pooh Shiesty (and His Dad), Forced Gucci to Sign Papers Releasing Him From Recording Contract

Patriots 2026 Draft Preview: Edge

KB Lied Directly To My Face

This Week In Major League Baseball ABS: Best Of The Worst Umpire Zones And Players Owned

Hockey Philospher And Broadcaster John Buccigross Talks All Things Puck With Spittin' Chiclets

Appreciate Greatness: Nikola Jokic Joins Russell Westbrook As The Only Players In NBA HIstory To Average A Triple-Double In Back To Back Seasons

Now That's What I Call Coaching: Football Coach Makes His Players Carry 100 lbs For Half A Mile To Be More Like Jesus

The Washington Wizards (Cowards) Issued a Public Apology For an April Fools Day Prank

Thank You, Coach Hurley: Three Big Takeaways From A Wild Final Four Send-Off Moment At UConn

WATCH: Bodycam Footage Of Tiger Woods' DUI Released And We Also Got Big Cat & Frankie Borrelli Debating Riggs About The Ugly Reality Of It All

Thanks Gavin Newsom! – California Executive Order Requiring A.I. Generated Videos to Be Watermarked

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