Barstool Confessions

Milana Vayntrub & Eva Mendes Looked Outta This World For The 'Project Hail Mary' Premiere And It's Getting STELLAR Sci-Fi Reviews With 95% RT Score

Kevin Willard's Plan To Stop Letting Utah State Score In The Paint: Fire His Staff In The Middle Of The Game

A Shame: Herb Sendek Is Now Crying That He Called Timeout Before Otega Oweh Buried A Perfect Shot To End Santa Clara's Dream

March's Most Dangerous Game: Cam Hutson Of Saint Louis Said He 'Hopes To Smack Michigan Worse Than They Did Georgia'

Friendly Reminder to Any March Madness Team: The Airball Alley-Oop (or Airball Pass) is Free Points When You Need Them

Cade Cunningham's Timeline Leaves Room For Optimism And Giannis Suffers Another Setback

Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Is Single Handedly Bringing Society Back From The Brink By Enforcing A Business Casual Dress Code And Not Allowing Hats In The Dining Room

Survive And Advance: Kentucky Delivering A Fuck You Miracle Win To America Is The Best Part Of March

OTEGA OWEH AT THE BUZZER WITH A MIRACLE TO SAVE KENTUCKY'S SEASON

Oh No...Short Kings In MLB Can't Lie About Their Height Anymore Because Of The New ABS System

You Can Now Bid On Team Italy's Game Used Espresso Machine Straight From Their Dugout In The World Baseball Classic

With March Madness Going On, Are Enough People Aware Of How INSANE LeBron And Luka Are Playing Right Now?

AFCON Soccer Controversy Update – Senegal's Coach Has Taken Their Vacated AFCON Trophy to Military Base For Protection

Ethical Hoops: Luka Dropped A Pure 60 Ball Last Night, Looks Like The Clear MVP, And The Lakers Are On An 8-Game Winning Streak

'No Better Time To Shoot It' - Chase Johnston Breaking Down His Absurd Logo 3 To Beat Wisconsin Is Why He's Now An All-Time March Legend

'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Apparently Just Became The Most Watched Movie Trailer Of All Time, Doubling The Previous Record

Brisket Is King For A Reason

Every Single Damn Thing You Need To Know For Today's First Round NCAA Tournament Games

Sidney Crosby's Super Agent Pat Brisson and Former NHLers Lanny McDonald and Dave Babych Join Spittin' Chiclets

Chuck Norris Has Sadly Passed Away At 86

"As People Can See, It's Not Easy Getting 80" - Bam Adebayo Pulled Off A Masterclass In Trolling Following Luka Doncic's Historic 60 Point Night

E-Sports Couple Sentenced to 3 Months in Thailand Prison For Having Boyfriend Secretly Play For Girlfriend During 'Arena of Valor' Tournament

We Interrupt March Madness to Report All Signs are Pointing to AJ Brown Coming to New England

Hubert Davis Gave A Bizarre Press Conference After Choking Away A 19-Point Lead, Sounds Like A Coach Who Knows He Should Be Fired

ALERT TO ALL MOTHERS: Bonnie Blue Is In Cancun Threatening To Sleep With All Of Your Sons On Spring Break (Whilst Allegedly Pregnant With A 400 Person Gangbang Baby)

Trevor Zegras and Matvei Michkov Tag Team Another Man Again. Clear Your Search History

It Looks Like We Have Some Momentum On a New Rule That Would Allow NFL Teams To Trade Five Years Worth Of Draft Picks And I'm All For It

5 Guys From Siena Playing 40 Minutes and Taking The #1 Duke Blue Devils Down To The Wire Should Go Down in History as an All-Time Tournament Performance

Yesterday Was The Perfect NCAA Tournament Day, Especially After Everyone Spent A Year Bitching That The Tournament Was Ruined

'Throw On the Glass Slipper': High Point's Student Radio Call of the Panthers' Win Over Wisconsin Is the Best Moment of Day 1 of the NCAA Tournament

UNC Delivered A Masterclass In Choking Away An NCAA Tournament Game In The Most Pathetic Way Possible

Confidence: Sean Miller Flat Out Admitted That Texas Has No Chance Of Stopping AJ Dybantsa While Doing An Interview In The Middle Of The Game

Livvy Dunne & Her 'Baywatch' Reboot Cast Have Started Filming In Their Iconic Red Swimsuits And So Far That Show Is Looking GREAT

"They Said We Didn't Play Nobody. We Played Somebody Now" – High Point Head Coach Flynn Clayman is Trying to Put Mid-Major Schools on His Back

America Was Robbed Of The Greatest Win In Tournament History After Duke Players Admitted They Thought It'd Be A 'Cakewalk' Against Siena

A Video Leaked Of O'Hare Baggage Handlers Launching Bags Onto A Conveyer Belt With No Regard For Human Life, And It Is The Least Surprising Thing Of All Time

Chase Johnston Destroyed Wisconsin And Solidified Himself As The Newest March Legend With His First Made Layup OF THE YEAR

The Red Sox Have Two Young Pitchers Absolutely Dealing in Spring Training And Neither One Is Likely To Make The Opening Day Roster Because Of Money

THE STREAK IS OVER: Nebraska Won An NCAA Tournament For The First Time In School History And Fred Hoiberg Deserves A Statue

Sydney Sweeney Just Dropped Another Round Of Lingerie Pics That Are Sheer MADNESS

Put It In The Books! Legendary Mets Radio Announcer Howie Rose Is Retiring After This Season

Making Just ONE Bracket And Sticking To It Is The Way To Go In March

Jaylen Brown Says He's Memorized All Of His Teammates Astrology And Numerology So He Can Communicate Better With Them

March Madness Needs To Do Away With Showing Scores At The Top Of The Screen And Spoiling Games

WATCH: The First Trailer For 'Wild Horse Nine' Looks Like An Updated 'In Bruges'

The Hottest Reservation In The Country This Winter Appears To Be At A Place Called The Cleveland Schvitz, Where You Sweat In A Sauna, Take A Cold Plunge, Get A Massage, Then Eat Giant T-Bone Steaks That All Looks Incredible

Football Finally Gets the Help it Needs to Survive in America, in the Person of All-Time Beauty Icon Kathy Ireland

It Should Never Be Taken For Granted Just How Fortunate We Are To Witness Two Of The Greatest Celtics Ever In Jayson Tatum And Jaylen Brown

Respect Greatness: March Legend Ronald Moore Brought Bill Raftery Two Onions Yesterday To Pay Homage To An Iconic NCAA Tournament Moments