Hump Day Dumps Like A Truck With Clara Fernandez

'IT'S A BLUEGRASS MIRACLE' - Kentucky Perfectly Executing A Christian Laettner-Type Play To Save Its Season Is So Goddamn Beautiful

'Euphoria' Released The Trailer For Season 3 Today And With That We Have Our First Look At Sydney Sweeney's Cassie As An OnlyFans Star

It's Looking Like the Patriots Will Have a Huge Advantage in the Most Important Matchup of the Texans Game

It's Probably Best For The Jets That Dante Moore Is Staying In School

My Stairway To Seven Is Off To A Rough Start

An Alleged Eyewitness Account Of "Microwave Weapons" Used Against Venezuelan Soldiers In The Maduro Raid, Which "Cooked Them From The Inside" and "Left Them Vomiting Blood" Is As Terrifying As It Gets

We Had a Runaway Carriage Horse in New York City Yesterday Who Ran Through Traffic and Crashed Into a Taxi Cab

Finally! Red Sox Break the Seal: Ranger Suárez Lands in Boston on a $130M Deal – And He’s Got "Huge Nuts"

An Amateur Won The Australian Open's One Million Dollar One Point Slam That Included Top Players Like Carlos Alcaraz, Jannik Sinner, Iga Swiatek, and Coco Gauff

Possibly The Best Deal Of All-Time: The Fresh Prince House Is About To Be Sold For The First Time In 48 Years And It'll Only Cost You About $30 Million

Dante Moore Is RETURNING To Oregon

"I'm Contracted Through 2026, So...": Nobody Is More Locked In And Fired Up For LIV Golf Than Bryson DeChambeau

Kayla Harrison Is Reportedly Out Of The UFC 324 Co-Main Event And Superfight With Amanda Nunes

Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Is Pushing For A "Sin Tax" That Will Require OnlyFans Creators To Pay 50% Of Their Earnings To The State

A North Carolina High School Is Taking a Year Off From Football After Being Outscored 523-0 This Season

LeBron Had An All-Time Game On The Second Night Of A Back To Back In Year 23 And It's Hilarious There's Even A GOAT Debate Anymore

It Appears That Chuck E. Cheese Has Been Arrested... Again... In Full Costume... In Front of Children...

Lil Wayne Has Bent The Knee To Caleb Williams. He Issued An Apology And Took The High Road Like The Classy Guy That He Is

'I Don't Like Anything About Them' - Seahawks DL Jarran Reed Is Bringing Hate To The 49ers Rivalry, Something We Need More Of In Sports

Behind The Scenes Of Me Opening Up For Bert Kreischer

Play Through Adversity: Sam Hoiberg Left The Court 1 Minute Into Nebraska's Game Last Night, Teammate Claims It Was Because He Had To Take A Shit

Let's Look Back Fondly at the Greatest Moment in Texans vs. Patriots History: The Letterman Jacket Game

In Perhaps The Saddest Transfer of All-Time, Former LSU QB T.J. Finley is Making Incarnate Word His 7th School in 7 Seasons

It's The Premier NFL Weekend Of The Year And We're Ranking The Announcing Teams From Best To Worst

In 2026, We Will No Longer Allow Golf Hardos To Shame You Away From Using A Push Cart

Things Continue To Be Going Great In Milwaukee With Giannis Now Deciding To Boo His Own Fanbase

Fore Please! Livvy Dunne Adds Golf To Her Impressive Resume, Showed Up To TGL Last Night And Started Striping Shots At The Simulator

Harbaugh Watch Has Hit A New Level As People Tracked Giants Owner Steve Tisch's Plane As It Flew To Baltimore To Pick Up John Harbaugh For Today's In-Person Meeting With The Giants

'What Do You Know?' - Sean Payton Isn't Going To Waste His Time Answering Questions About The Broncos Defense Unless You're Ready To Break Down Schemes

"We'll Be Back" -- Jalen Hurts Was Just Gifted All The Adversity He Needs To Win Another Super Bowl MVP

Hayden Christensen Reveals His Hair In ‘Revenge Of The Sith’ Was A Wig - My Life Is A Lie

Dan Hurley Doesn't Think It's Weird That UConn Fans Hired A Witch To Remove Curses For The Team Because, Well, 'I'm A Fucking Cartoon Character'

Wake Up With Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reciting The Name Of Every Town In Massachusetts On The Jimmy Fallon Show Last Night

Whatever It Takes: A UConn Fan Hired A Witch To Remove The Prudential Center Curse Today, They Finally Win There For The First Time In 5 Years

PETA Has Offered Bo Bichette A Lifetime Supply Of Viagra If He Re-Signs With The Blue Jays

LIV Golf Gets A Huge Break For Now As It Sounds Like Brooks Koepka Will Be The Only Player Exiting To Return To The PGA Tour In 2026

Peyton Watson Is A Hooper And The Grizzlies Intel On Ja Morant Moves

The Royals Are Bringing In Most Of Their Fences By 10 Feet So Now If You 'Hit a Ball Well, It's a Home Run"

The Luka Doncic Trade Continues To Be A Complete Disaster For The Mavs With The News That Anthony Davis' Season Is Now Potentially Over

Kevin Patullo Has Mercifully Been Relieved of his Duties By The Philadelphia Eagles, No Longer Has To Live Life As The Worst Offensive Coordinator In Football

'Holy Shit' - Ravens Owner Steve Bisciotti Found Out Mid-Press Conference That Mike Tomlin Stepped Down, Proposed A Tomlin/Harbaugh Swap Scenario

Congrats To The State of Maine For Becoming The 9th State To Legalize Online Poker

Mike Tomlin Has Officially Stepped Down As Steelers Head Coach After 19 Years

Our National Nightmare Is Over! Greg Roman Has Been Compromised To A Permanent End

The #1 Paid App in China is an App Called "Are You Dead?" Designed For People Scared of Dying Alone

Deuce Gruden Broke His Weight Class Bench Press Record By Putting Up 483 Pounds

Rivalry Back On: Miami Is Undefeated And Now Mocking Every Other School In Ohio (Especially UC) With The Best Troll Promo In College Hoops

Next Up: 16-Year-Old Duke Commit Cole Kuhn Is Already Throwing 102 MPH

The Patriots Got a Playoff Matchup Nobody Wanted, but it's the Matchup We Need