Local Smokeshow of the Day (Jessica from Dedham)

Introducing Jessica from Dedham.   Now I don’t know Jessica at all.  But despite this fact, I feel 100% comfortable declaring her the sexiest/most eligible single in Boston.   And It’s not even close.    She kind of reminds me of Jennifer Anniston in her prime only hotter.  This is the girl that if you are in my age bracket (30) that you stay up at night dreaming that you’ll meet at the supermarket or something.   Because you’ve pretty much given up that girls like this exist at bars.   In fact, I’m so confident guys would pay to meet this chick that I may raffle off a date with her on Ebay to finance the Stool for the next couple years.   I know at least 2 of my buddies who would put their entire salary on the line.   I wonder if I need Jessica’s permission for this?

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