Guess That Ass

And the answer is Mischa Barton. Thank God nobody was around to bet me because I would have wagered the pink slip to the Stool that this was Britney Spears. Regardless it looks like there is some sort of cottage cheese monster attacking Barton's bathing suit and eating it alive. Gross. It's a miracle that the paparazzi guy who took this shot is still alive to talk about it.

PS - It must suck to draw Mischa Barton in the paparazzi lottery. I mean taking pictures like this isn't fun for anybody. How do you have sex again without this image popping into your head? Impossible.