The Golf Channel's Keri Murphy

Every once in a while you come across some new, low level celebrity fresh face that just strikes you such a way that she makes you remember why you decided to become a man in the first place. Keri Murphy, the host of Golf Channel's "Highway 18," is a perfect example. Even when she's screwing up a few simple lines of 3rd-grade reading level teleprompter material, she's adorable in the extreme. Because of Barstool's massive, universal appeal I'm no doubt introducing her to the world in a way that hosting an obscure reality show on an niche sports network never could. So I hope... and expect... that when Keri becomes an international sensation she'll know I was responsible. And I expect that she'll contact me and invite me to play a round with her.