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May 9, 2008

Derek Jeter Has Banged 6 More Maxim Hot 100 Women Than You

The annual Maxim Hot 100 is scheduled to be released in a few days, and according to reports, no less than SIX women on the list have banged Derek Jeter. I'm not real good at math so I had someone crunch the numbers for me, and apparently 6 out of 100 is somewhere around 6%. And that's just out of the 100 on this list. Extrapolate those numbers out to a world poplulation of 6 billion people, and that means Jeter has bedded something like 100 million women. Granted Jeter's in the twilight of his career, the Yankees are going nowhere and he'll never play in another World Series, but at least he's giving Yankee fans something to be proud of. Here are the Maxim 100 women he's boinked, plus some extras that didn't make the list:

Jessica Alba

Jessica Biel

Scarlett Johansson

Vanessa Minnillo

Gabrielle Union

Mariah Carey

And just to pile on, here are some more that Jeter has banged that didn't make the Maxim 100 list, but probably just missed the cut:

Jordana Brewster

Joy Enriquez

Laura Dutta