Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Melissa)

Introducing Melissa from Worcester.    Anybody who doesn’t think I’m intimidated by hot chicks with tattoos is sorely mistaken.  I’m just convinced that I’d be too boring for them to even hold a conversation.      So naturally I’m petrified of Melissa.  I think if I saw her in a bar I’d feel like Michael Spinks did before he fought Tyson.  Just totally psyched out.

Good job by the Stoolies sending us nominations yesterday.  Apparently all my whining and moaning lit a fire under some people’s asses.  Now just remember we need the full name of the girl and her permission.   Sending us an email that say I saw this girl on the subway and I think her name is Lisa does us no good.    Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com