Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Jen)
Introducing Jen from BU. It’s been a long time coming for Jen. She's the first ever "white whale" girl in the history of the Stool. I first spotted Jen almost a year ago to this day. She was at our Cinco De Mayo party, but I never saw her. She only showed up when I was going through the pictures the following day. I actually posted the following blog about her:
The first round of Cinco De Mayo Fiesta pictures are now up for viewing pleasure. My #1 question after looking at them is wondering who the hell is the girl on the right and why hasn't she ever been on the cover of the Stool before? This girl is gorgeous right? Anybody know who she is? Somebody has to know who she is! Let's Stoolify her ASAP!
But shockingly nobody came forward. It was like she was ghost or something. She just vanished into thin air. Then almost 8 months later she appeared at our Ski Bash at the Harp. But before I could even throw a potato sack over her head she was gone. It happened so fast I wasn’t even really sure I saw her. I thought maybe my mind was playing tricks on me. Fast forward to to this week and our blog posted about pool pong:
Now as far as this pool pong thing goes, I got to admit I’m a little disappointed. (Just because we profile you doesn’t mean we’re going to suck your dick and say you have the best invention of all time) The raft for this beer pong float is WAY too small. I don’t want to be able to dunk in Beirut. You have to make this thing regulation size don’t you? So I give this guy an A for the idea and a D+ for execution. Unless of course the chick on the right comes with it. Then all bets are off.
What I didn’t realize at the time was that the chick on the right was the same girl from the Cinco De Mayo photo and the Ski Bash. Luckily a reader saw the pool pong photo and sent me the name of this girl. I've been to every city in Mexico. I came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie. Found one of her passports to Sumatra, I missed her by about a week at Fiji. But, I knew she wouldn't miss the fifty year storm.. Yup we finally got her! Now I can die in peace.
