Team USA Manager Mark DeRosa Actually Thought They Had Advanced To The WBC Quarterfinals Prior To Tuesday Night, But Now After Losing To Italy They Find Themselves On The Brink Of Elimination, Without Control Of Their Own Destiny

HISTORY!!! – Bam Adebayo Passed Kobe Bryant for 2nd All-Time With 83 POINTS in a Single Game and NBA Fans Are Sick to Their Stomachs

Jaylen Brown Completely Lost His Shit On The Refs After A Clear Missed Call And Got Tossed In The First Half Against The Spurs

Thoughts and Prayers To This Fan Who Promised To Shave His Head If The Ravens Traded For Maxx Crosby And Actually Went Through With It

WTF: The Raiders Announced The Maxx Crosby Trade Is Off And This Offseason Is Quickly Becoming A Dumpster Fire For The Ravens

Susan's Smile Was the Only Thing That Outshined the Bright Orange Color of Her Camaro...

The Horrible Jets Trade For Horrible Geno Smith

Livvy Dunne Has Acknowledged The Obvious Love Affair Going On Between Paul Skenes and Bobby Witt Jr.

A Ransom Situation: The WAC Is Threatening To Kick Utah Valley (The No. 1 Seed) Out Of The Conference Tournament, Unless They Pay $1 Million By 5pm Today

Touring The Biggest Arena In College Hockey - ChicletsU: Wisconsin

The Patriots Land Their New WR1, Romeo Doubs

The Saints Are Comin' to Re-Claim The NFC South!

15 Years Later We Finally Got A New Angle Of Kemba Turning Gary McGhee's Ankles Into Dust And It Somehow Made The Play More Iconic

SGA Has His MVP Moment And The Lakers Are Heating Up

New Florida HC Jon Sumrall Says He Can No Longer Take His Wife to Italy for Their Anniversary Because He Has 'Too Much Shit To Do'

A New Video Of Sydney Sweeney Trying On Her New Lingerie Brand Has Officially Hit The Timeline

RED ALERT OHIO!!! LOCK YOUR DOORS!!!– We Have Multiple New Reports of Bigfoots Making Their Way Through Portage County Outside Of Cleveland

Former Oregon State Player Tres Tinkle Called Out The AD For Telling The Current Team To Focus On The Transfer Portal Before They Played In The WCC Tournament

Jordon Hudson is Doing Her Part to Save the Planet by Wearing a Dress Made Out of Recovered Nautical Rope Polluting Our Oceans

Tua Is the Perfect QB To Throw A Pick Down 3 To The Panthers in the 4th Quarter

SGA Not Only Ended The MVP Race, He Very Well May Have Overtaken The Best In The World Title From Nikola Jokic

Czechia Starting Pitcher Ondřej Satoria, A Full-Time Electrical Controller Who Once Struck Out Shohei Ohtani, Pitched 4.2 Shutout Innings In His Final Outing Ever And Received A Standing Ovation From The Japanese Fans

Season From Hell Continues: We Now Have To Deal With Joe Lunardi Making Fun Of Kentucky For Spending $22 Million And Playing Like Ass

"He Can Take That 'Good To See You' And Shove It Up His Ass" - Randy Arozarena Did Not Mince Words And Went On a Profanity-Laced Tirade About Mariners Teammate Cal Raleigh Snubbing His Handshake Last Night

Mysterious NFL Insider Rickey Scoops Mysteriously Deletes His X Account Amid Rumors the League is Hunting Him Down

The Kings Of New York: Gerry McNamara Called His Shot At Siena, Has Them In The MAAC Title Game With Dion Waiters Showing Up In The Crowd

They Did It!: Canadian Junior Hockey Team, Sarnia Legionnaires, Becomes First Team To Go 0-50 On The Year

You Can Be A Functional Rager

The Most Dominant Streak In College Hoops - Gonzaga Has Now Made An Absurd 29 Straight WCC Championship Games

Mostly Hoops Announced Their College Basketball All-American Teams From Top Players, To Best Names, To Hottest Moms

Roman Anthony Just Made World Baseball Classic History At 21—And The Red Sox Are Absolutely Dominating This Tournament

Despite Some Opposition, Bern, Switzerland Will NOT Be Removing The Bright Red Bear Penis From Their Coat of Arms

Well Actually, Cal Raleigh Is An American Hero For Not Shaking Randy Arozarena's Hand At The Plate

MARCH - Hofstra's Preston Edmead Banks In A Game-Winning 3, School Radio Lose Their Mind On The Call And Hits Us With An 'Onions'

The Philadelphia Eagles Invent New Free Agency Strategy Where You Lose Everybody, And Don't Sign Anybody

Team USA Beats Mexico In The WBC For The First Time Since 2006 Behind Big Efforts From Paul Skenes, Aaron Judge, Roman Anthony, and Bobby Witt Jr.

Love Him Or Hate Him, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Is On The Verge Of Making NBA History After Tying Wilt Chamberlain's Record Of 126 Consecutive Games With 20+ Points

Incredible Clip Of Chris Eubanks Ripping Co-worker Coco Vandeweghe On The Tennis Channel Desk For Being All About Herself

The Colts Have Made Alec Pierce The Highest Paid Free Agent Wide Receiver in NFL History (And Daniel Jones Wants $50M per Year)

The NBA Has CANCELLED Magic City Monday, Putting The Cross-Promotion Between The Hawks And Atlanta's Premier Strip Club To An End

We're Renting A Basement Apartment Together For A New Show | The Apartment: Episode 0

After Almost 40 Years, We Finally Have The Answer: Is It Pet-Smart or Pet's Mart?

Some Hot-Shot 24-Year-Old Wall Street Bros Thought It'd Be A Good Idea To Do A Magazine Fashion Shoot, And The Question Is Where Have You Gone Gordon Gekko? A Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes To You.

Milana Vayntrub Continues To Be The Most Selfless Charitable Celebrity On Earth And Deserves All Our Appreciation For Her 39th Birthday

Mike Evans Leaves The Buccaneers With A 340 Word Statement From His Silly Agent

Actual Story: Nick Saban Went To The White House To Speak, And Told Everybody That Paying Players Is Ruining College Athletics

Bold Strategy – Deion Sanders Says Colorado Will NOT Have a Special Teams Coordinator This Season

"You Were A Loser Before I Got Here. Fucking Stone Cold Forever Losers" - Draymond Green Had Quite The Message For Any Warriors Fan Who Might Want Him Traded

The Devastating Reality of John Carlson Getting Traded To Anaheim Is Finally Setting In

The Falcons Are Reportedly Pursuing Tua Tagovailoa, Going All In on Left-Handed QBs With Marked Injury History and Little Talent