Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Cassie)

Introducing Cassie from UNH. Wow, what a way to end the week! Jerry Azuma is totally pissing himself. Cassie is a big time Potato Sack Girl. Seriously First Lady who? I'm counting the seconds till my buddy Cal who went to UNH calls me and asks me what the deal is with this chick.

Potato Sack Girl Definition - Girl who is so hot and cute at the same time that you just want to throw a potato sack on her and marry the shit out of her before anybody else can.

The weather is beautiful. It's summertime in New England. The Smokeshows should start rolling in like thunder. Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com