"Bro, Eat A Fat One!" - Jaxson Dart's Dad Has No Time For Danny Kanell Talking Shit About His Son

Few Things Are More Annoying Than Watching The Celtics Waste A Jaylen Brown Masterclass

Best Of 2025 - The 5 Most Shockingly Dumb Things Mintzy Did In The Corn Maze

Who Is At Your "Dream Dinner Table"?

"Take it Back to the North Pole Big Guy" – Indiana Senator Chris Garten Posted Some Lovely AI-Generated Images of Himself Beating The Piss Out of Santa Claus on Christmas Morning

Best Of 2025 - Dave Portnoy Just Gave His Highest Pizza Review Score Since 2023 And Now There's A Line Stretching 1000 Blocks In NYC

Even During Last Night's Bears and 49ers Classic Slugfest, Cris Collinsworth Found A Way To Slurp Patrick Mahomes

Michael Irvin Intends To "Belt To Ass" An Ohio State Jersey After Miami Wins The Cotton Bowl

It's Coming Home: Christian Pulisic Put Out A Statement Denying He's Dating Sydney Sweeney, Continues To Dominate The Soccer World

Best Of 2025 - Ramblings From A Dad After The First Trip To The School Bus Stop

The Results Are In For Stranger Things 5 Volume 2 And People Hate It!

Best Of 2025 - Is The New "Labubu" Craze A Social Experiment?

Knee Jerk Reactions to Week 17: Patriots vs Jets

Best Of 2025 - Braves Reporter Wiley Ballard Got a Girl's Number Live On Air in One of the Smoothest Moves You'll Ever See

The Buccaneers Will Be Playing Saturday For The Division Despite Having One Win Since Halloween

The Bills Run of Dominance in the AFC East is Over. It Was Fun While it Lasted.

Winner's Win: The Philadelphia Eagles Go Up To Buffalo And Remind Everybody The League Still Runs Through Them

The Giants Lose The Number 1 Pick Bowl By Winning The Number 1 Pick Bowl

Dumping Them Out: My Official 2026 Bingo Card

Jaguars Win The Exact Type of Sloppy Game They Needed To Against The Free-Falling Colts

The Philip Rivers Colts Lost Again (But He Gave The Refs an All-Time Ass Chewing in The Process)

The Steelers Cared More About Stopping Myles Garrett Than Beating The Browns...And It Cost Them The Game And Potentially The Playoffs

Good Meat: Josh Allen May Have Won The QB Holiday Gifting Season After He Gave A Quarter Of A Cow To All His Linemen For Christmas

Nick Kyrgios Officially Beat World Number 1 Aryna Sabalenka In The "Battle Of The Sexes", Or One Of The Most Boring Tennis Exhibitions Of All Time

The Packers May Very Well Be In The Playoffs, But Hope Is Dwindling Fast And The Ship Is Sinking

'Shame On The NCAA. And Shame On The Coaches Too' - Tom Izzo Called Out Scott Drew For Signing A Former NBA Draft Pick, Clearly Sick Of The NCAA's Shit

Ravens Bully The Packers To Stay Alive With A Frustratingly Dominant Derrick Henry Performance

Jose Alvarado And Mark Williams Actually Came To Blows In The First True Fight Of The NBA Season

The Chargers Were Crushed In The Most Phillip Rivers Way Possible

Pumping Up The Crowd Mid-Fight Is Precisely What Senior Whaleshit Hockey Is All About

WATCH: Livvy Dunne Gets Rizzed Up By The Most Handsome Devil In NJ (And The Line To Take A Picture With Her Stretched Down The Entire Aisle)

NOT RACIST – The Lions Fan Who Was Punched By D.K. Metcalf Held a Press Conference, Really Wants People To Know How Not Racist He Is

Be Very Afraid: There Is A Sleeping Giant In The NBA, And It Currently Resides In Boston

Sports Staturday - Found A Game With 165% Of A Team's Total Yards On One Play, The AFC Needs To Go To Rehab, And I'm Close To Becoming A Dillon Brooks Fan Account

NBA Ref Bill Kennedy Is The Best Referee On The Planet When It Comes To Explaining The Results Of A Coach's Challenge

Smutler's Digest Volume 9 (Sexy Santa Edition)

Miami Fans Are Talking Reckless For Being An Average Program The Last 20 Years (Including This One)

WATCH: Nic Cage Faces Off VS. Christian Bale's Al Davis In The 1st Trailer For 'MADDEN' And We Got A Shane Gillis Sighting Too

The Giants And Raiders Appear To Be Locked Into An All-Time Tank Off As They Get Ready To Face Off In The Number 1 Pick Bowl On Sunday

Best Of 2025 - Rat Race Philadelphia Is The Funniest One So Far

Best Of 2025 - Johnny Manziel Has Finally Answered The Big Question: Does He Like My Hat?

End of an Era – The Orlando Airport Chili's (The One With The Escalator) is Permanently Closing on December 31st

Best Of 2025 - This one only took a few months. Dirty Dan Bernstein got fired today. Another one bites the dust.

Delaware Trooper Ty Snook Gave His Life Protecting Others. Let’s Show Up For His Wife And Daughter.

Best Of 2025 - Few additions to the collection

BREAKING: The Jets Caved and Did The Right Thing, Reversed Course, Once Again Allowing Teacher and Life Long Fan Ashley Castanio-Gervasi To Kick In Their $100,000 Half Time Field Goal Challenge

Olympic Gold Gymnast Suni Lee Adds "NFL Photographer" To Her Insane Resume And Remains The Most Eligible Bachelorette In Minnesota, Possibly The World

Best Of 2025 - Stone Cold Just Crashed His ATV Into The Wall At WrestleMania And A Lady In The Front Row Acted Like She Was Hit By An 18 Wheeler

Michigan Is Reportedly Hiring Kyle Whittingham To Be Its Next Football Coach

Best Of 2025 - Spend The Fifteen Minutes