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ONIONS: Dylan Darling Kills Kansas At The Buzzer With His Only Points Of The Game, Sends St. John's To Their First Sweet 16 Since 1999

Mark Pope's Ass Is Firmly On The Hot Seat After Leading The Biggest Failure Of A Season Kentucky Basketball Has Seen In Decades

Staying In The Orange Family: Gerry McNamara Is Finalizing a Deal To Become The Next Syracuse Men's Basketball Head Coach

Dumping Them Out – March Madness

One Day Into His Flag Football Career, Tom Brady Has Already Established Himself as the GOAT

"He Said At The Free Throw That He Will Fuck My Whole Family" - Luka Doncic Explained What Goga Bitadze Allegedly Said That Set Him Off And Resulted In His 16th Technical Foul And Potential Suspension

Everything Is Going Great In Edmonton As Connor McDavid Practically Begs To Get Traded To Tampa, And Leon Draisaitl Is Getting Treatment In Germany

'IT WAS DESTINED TO HAPPEN' - Nebraska's Radio Call Of The Last 40 Seconds Of Their Wild Win Is The Best Thing You'll Hear From The First Weekend

Every Damn Thing You Need To Know For The Most Intriguing Day Of The NCAA Tournament

'I'm Still Shaking' - Fred Hoiberg Knows Nebraska/Vanderbilt Was NCAA Tournament Chaos At Its Best And A Damn Near Perfect Game

Luke Kennard Hit A Silencer Into Orlando Magic Fan's Hearts And The Unbeatable Looking Lakers Are On A 9 Game Win Streak

CINDERELLA IS ALIVE - Cam Heide Gets Benched For Basically The Entire Second Half, Comes Back In And Buries A Dagger To End Gonzaga's Season

The NFL's Best Got The PISS Beaten Out Of Them By Pro Flag Football Players Today

The Dream Life Rolls On - High Point Sent A Couple Hundred Students On A Chartered Plane To Portland For Its Second Round Game Tonight

A Fight Broke Out Between The Thunder And Wizards That Spilled Into The Crowd And Ended With 4 Players Getting Ejected

Let's Raise Some Money To Support The Family Of Fallen Chicago Fireman Mike Altman, Who Tragically Died This Week In The Line Of Duty

Noel Gallagher Is In The House For UFC London

'We're Not Coaching Little League' - Mick Cronin Is Sick Of People In The Media Bringing Up How Him And Dan Hurley Act On The Sidelines

BREAKING NEWS: Florida Gators 7-Foot-9 Freshman Olivier Rioux Makes Tall People Look Short

One Of The Greatest Dynasties In Sports History: Penn State Wrestling Wins Its 13th National Championship In 15 Years

UPDATE: Paige Spiranac Has Some Good News & Bad News About Her "Great Cans"

We Have A Go Go Greys Runner In A Kentucky Oaks Prep Race Plus Two 100-Point Races - Kentucky Derby Prepping With Mut Vol.10

LeGator: LeBron Was Trying To Retrieve His Golf Ball When An Alligator Tried To Sneak Up On Him

This Is The Most Jaw Dropping, Disrespectful KO Of The Year So Far

Having Your Wedding At Costco Is Actually A Genius Idea

Part Of Being A Championship Caliber Team Is Finding Ways To Win Despite Playing Like Absolute Dogshit

Every Single Damn Thing You Need To Know About Today's Round Of 32 NCAA Tournament Games

Sports Staturday: NCAA Most Minutes W/Out A 2-Point Make List, Tari Eason Ends Sad Three-Point Streak, And Jonathan Kuminga's Record That Will Never Be Broken

The White House Just Registered the Domain Name 'Aliens.gov'

This Florida Fan Will Kick Your Ass

Barstool Confessions

Milana Vayntrub & Eva Mendes Looked Outta This World For The 'Project Hail Mary' Premiere And It's Getting STELLAR Sci-Fi Reviews With 95% RT Score

Kevin Willard's Plan To Stop Letting Utah State Score In The Paint: Fire His Staff In The Middle Of The Game

A Shame: Herb Sendek Is Now Crying That He Called Timeout Before Otega Oweh Buried A Perfect Shot To End Santa Clara's Dream

March's Most Dangerous Game: Cam Hutson Of Saint Louis Said He 'Hopes To Smack Michigan Worse Than They Did Georgia'

Friendly Reminder to Any March Madness Team: The Airball Alley-Oop (or Airball Pass) is Free Points When You Need Them

Cade Cunningham's Timeline Leaves Room For Optimism And Giannis Suffers Another Setback

Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Is Single Handedly Bringing Society Back From The Brink By Enforcing A Business Casual Dress Code And Not Allowing Hats In The Dining Room

Survive And Advance: Kentucky Delivering A Fuck You Miracle Win To America Is The Best Part Of March

OTEGA OWEH AT THE BUZZER WITH A MIRACLE TO SAVE KENTUCKY'S SEASON

Oh No...Short Kings In MLB Can't Lie About Their Height Anymore Because Of The New ABS System

You Can Now Bid On Team Italy's Game Used Espresso Machine Straight From Their Dugout In The World Baseball Classic

With March Madness Going On, Are Enough People Aware Of How INSANE LeBron And Luka Are Playing Right Now?

AFCON Soccer Controversy Update – Senegal's Coach Has Taken Their Vacated AFCON Trophy to Military Base For Protection

Ethical Hoops: Luka Dropped A Pure 60 Ball Last Night, Looks Like The Clear MVP, And The Lakers Are On An 8-Game Winning Streak

'No Better Time To Shoot It' - Chase Johnston Breaking Down His Absurd Logo 3 To Beat Wisconsin Is Why He's Now An All-Time March Legend

'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Apparently Just Became The Most Watched Movie Trailer Of All Time, Doubling The Previous Record

Brisket Is King For A Reason

Every Single Damn Thing You Need To Know For Today's First Round NCAA Tournament Games