Brewers Parade Update: Daniel Vogelbach Started To Tear Up While Giving A Speech Then Seamlessly Cracked Open A Beer And Broke Into A Karaoke Of "Stacy's Mom"
The IIHF Got Stuffed Into A Locker By An Arbitration Court Which Ruled That Russian Teams Can Immediately Start Playing In International Hockey Tournaments Again
UPDATE: Paige Spiranac Has Been Upgraded To "Indescribable Cans" Thanks To Her MVP Efforts So Far In The Internet Invitational And Turns Out Her Halloween Costume Options Are A+ Too
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Straight Out Of The WWE: Christian Watson Left Lambeau In An Ambulance After Coughing Up Blood And Breaking a Rib, Then Returned In An Ambulance MID-GAME To Help Secure a Big Packers Win
The Dumbest Of Times - The Attorney For RJ Luis (Left College, Traded In The NBA) Is Threatening To Bring Will Wade To Court If He Doesn't Play Him This Year