Wednesday, February 22
Kat Timpf Does The Presidents Day March In NYC

Kat Timpf Does The Presidents Day March In NYC

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People Are Confused As To What Took A Big Bite Outta This Shark And Left It Half Eaten

People Are Confused As To What Took A Big Bite Outta This Shark And Left It Half Eaten

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7-year-old Girl Leaving the Line for Red Sox Autographs to Get One From an Army Reservist Gets Me in Right in the Feels

7-year-old Girl Leaving the Line for Red Sox Autographs to Get One From an Army Reservist Gets Me in Right in the Feels

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Mariah Carey Admitting That She Is

Mariah Carey Admitting That She Is "Incapable Of Being In The Real World And Surviving" Is The Truest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said

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We Should Be Worried Carson Wentz's Offseason Is Getting A Little Too TURNT (Via Skype Bible Sessions)

We Should Be Worried Carson Wentz's Offseason Is Getting A Little Too TURNT (Via Skype Bible Sessions)

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It's Fucking Outrageous Online Poker Isn't Legal In New York, Or The Entire Country For That Matter

It's Fucking Outrageous Online Poker Isn't Legal In New York, Or The Entire Country For That Matter

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Swedish Politician Thinks People Would Be Happier With Sex Breaks At Work: What An Idiot

Swedish Politician Thinks People Would Be Happier With Sex Breaks At Work: What An Idiot

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Migos Allegedly Stomped The Shit Out Of Sean Kingston As A Group, Someone In His Crew Shot Off A Gun, And Real Hip Hop Is BACK Baby

Migos Allegedly Stomped The Shit Out Of Sean Kingston As A Group, Someone In His Crew Shot Off A Gun, And Real Hip Hop Is BACK Baby

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Twins Pitcher Ryan O'Rourke Has Puked Before Almost All Of His Major League Appearances

Twins Pitcher Ryan O'Rourke Has Puked Before Almost All Of His Major League Appearances

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Science Finds 7

Science Finds 7 "Earth-Like" Planets Orbiting "Nearby" Star

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Hot Blonde Girl Who Did A Bunch Of Cartwheels To Prove She Wasn't Drunk Failed To Get Out Of Her DUI But Succeeded In Making Me Fall In Love

Hot Blonde Girl Who Did A Bunch Of Cartwheels To Prove She Wasn't Drunk Failed To Get Out Of Her DUI But Succeeded In Making Me Fall In Love

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Texas Pre-School Teacher Suspended For Tweeting

Texas Pre-School Teacher Suspended For Tweeting "Kill Some Jews!" And Calling Holocaust The "LOLACHAUST"

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A Plea To NHL General Managers: Give Us A Show This Trade Deadline

A Plea To NHL General Managers: Give Us A Show This Trade Deadline

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Love Curt Schilling Going Around And Autographing Cars With Military Bumper Stickers To Thank Them For Their Service

Love Curt Schilling Going Around And Autographing Cars With Military Bumper Stickers To Thank Them For Their Service

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A Cyclist Girl Is Going Viral For Chasing Down Catcalling Dudes In A Van And Ripping Their Mirror Off Like A Savage For Some Revenge

A Cyclist Girl Is Going Viral For Chasing Down Catcalling Dudes In A Van And Ripping Their Mirror Off Like A Savage For Some Revenge

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Barstool’s Champions League Preview – The “Falling Down” Round of 16 Edition

Barstool’s Champions League Preview – The “Falling Down” Round of 16 Edition

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Slapped His Girlfriend With A Dildo After She Said

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Slapped His Girlfriend With A Dildo After She Said "You're Not A Man, You're A Mouse" While They Had Sex?

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I Hope I Come Across Malia Obama Running Through The NYC Bar Scene

I Hope I Come Across Malia Obama Running Through The NYC Bar Scene

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John Kruk Is Opening A Philly Cheesesteak Spot Where His Delicacies Will Feature...Mayonnaise?  Huh?

John Kruk Is Opening A Philly Cheesesteak Spot Where His Delicacies Will Feature...Mayonnaise? Huh?

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My Long and Convoluted History with the Shanghai Sharks Pt 2: The Shark Knight

My Long and Convoluted History with the Shanghai Sharks Pt 2: The Shark Knight

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The Video Of Harrison Ford Almost Crashing Into A Taxiing 737 Plane Was Released

The Video Of Harrison Ford Almost Crashing Into A Taxiing 737 Plane Was Released

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Mr. Kraft Teabagged Goodell and All the

Mr. Kraft Teabagged Goodell and All the "Haters" on "Real Sports" Last Night

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Cubs News and Notes

Cubs News and Notes

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Barstool Radio Is Live At Noon EST On SiriusXM 93 With Special Guest Michael Rapaport

Barstool Radio Is Live At Noon EST On SiriusXM 93 With Special Guest Michael Rapaport

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Drunk Scottish Gentleman On Train With A Racist Tirade For The Ages

Drunk Scottish Gentleman On Train With A Racist Tirade For The Ages

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Kyle Chandler (Coach Taylor) Is Playing Millie Bobbie Brown's (Eleven's) Dad In A New Godzilla Movie. Dreams Do Come True!

Kyle Chandler (Coach Taylor) Is Playing Millie Bobbie Brown's (Eleven's) Dad In A New Godzilla Movie. Dreams Do Come True!

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Marines In Thailand Are Drinking Cobra Blood And Eating Scorpions. Resourceful!

Marines In Thailand Are Drinking Cobra Blood And Eating Scorpions. Resourceful!

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"Randall Cunningham's Celebrity Rap" Was A TV Show That Existed And Here Is The QB Interviewing Donald Trump In 1992

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I Wouldn't Be Shocked If Jay Cutler Retires

I Wouldn't Be Shocked If Jay Cutler Retires

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Azerbaijan President Appoints His Wife As VP For Anniversary Present

Azerbaijan President Appoints His Wife As VP For Anniversary Present

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So Apparently Now It's Frowned Upon To Teach Kids In School How To Make And Inject Meth? Sad!

So Apparently Now It's Frowned Upon To Teach Kids In School How To Make And Inject Meth? Sad!

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Netflix Officially Picks Up Scorsese's

Netflix Officially Picks Up Scorsese's "The Irishman" Starring Robert Deniro and Al Pacino

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Jenna Jameson Does Not Like Muslims, Kinda Defends The KKK... And Isn't Looking So Hot These Days

Jenna Jameson Does Not Like Muslims, Kinda Defends The KKK... And Isn't Looking So Hot These Days

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Iowa's Tyler Cook Had A Post-Dunk Stare Down For The Ages Against Indiana

Iowa's Tyler Cook Had A Post-Dunk Stare Down For The Ages Against Indiana

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MLB Approves Rule Change To Get Rid Of Actually Having To Throw Four Pitches For An Intentional Walk

MLB Approves Rule Change To Get Rid Of Actually Having To Throw Four Pitches For An Intentional Walk

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Philly Rapper Just Saved The Rap Game With

Philly Rapper Just Saved The Rap Game With "Wawa Hoagies"

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It's Time For Another Well-Filmed Austin Street Fight, This Time With A Bunch Of Chicks Who Have Their Lady Bits Flopping All Over The Damn Place

It's Time For Another Well-Filmed Austin Street Fight, This Time With A Bunch Of Chicks Who Have Their Lady Bits Flopping All Over The Damn Place

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Kristaps Porzingis Was Creeping On Abigail Ratchford's Instagram, She Responded, And I Think We Have A Love Connection!

Kristaps Porzingis Was Creeping On Abigail Ratchford's Instagram, She Responded, And I Think We Have A Love Connection!

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Florida Man, As Expected, Loves To Slap Teen Butts While He's Wearing Panties

Florida Man, As Expected, Loves To Slap Teen Butts While He's Wearing Panties

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When Your Band Is Playing At a Cancer Fundraiser, Better Take An Enema On Stage And Blast Dookie Everywhere

When Your Band Is Playing At a Cancer Fundraiser, Better Take An Enema On Stage And Blast Dookie Everywhere

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A 26 Year Old Arrested For Giving A 100 Year Old A Lap Dance?

Does This Look Like The Face Of A 26 Year Old Arrested For Giving A 100 Year Old A Lap Dance?

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Pardon My Take 2-22 With Mike Singletary And Lance Briggs

Pardon My Take 2-22 With Mike Singletary And Lance Briggs

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Calipari Gets Blasted With

Calipari Gets Blasted With "Cal You Suck!" Chant So Hard He Ends His Interview Mid-Answer

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Lance Stephenson Tried To Pass Off A Michael Jordan Quote As His Own On Instagram And I Love It

Lance Stephenson Tried To Pass Off A Michael Jordan Quote As His Own On Instagram And I Love It

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Auston Takes Round 2 In The Matthews-Laine Mega Bowl

Auston Takes Round 2 In The Matthews-Laine Mega Bowl

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Orioles Fans Bid Farewell To Jesus In Cleats, Matt Wieters

Orioles Fans Bid Farewell To Jesus In Cleats, Matt Wieters

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Columnist Gets Fired After 30 Years for Writing About Flying Next to a Fat Guy

Columnist Gets Fired After 30 Years for Writing About Flying Next to a Fat Guy

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Shark/Dolphin Girl From 'The Bachelor' Murdered Nick V On Twitter Last Night

Shark/Dolphin Girl From 'The Bachelor' Murdered Nick V On Twitter Last Night

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B & C

B & C

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Wake Up With Wily Mo Pena Hitting A Grand Slam (2004)

Wake Up With Wily Mo Pena Hitting A Grand Slam (2004)

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Watch The Boss Pull A 16-Year-Old Fan On Stage To Crush A Little

Watch The Boss Pull A 16-Year-Old Fan On Stage To Crush A Little "Growing Up"

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Barstool Wednesday Morning Smokeshow - Carley from V Tech

Barstool Wednesday Morning Smokeshow - Carley from V Tech

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Wake Up With Joanna May Parker

Wake Up With Joanna May Parker

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Wake Up With Pearl Jam - Even Flow

Wake Up With Pearl Jam - Even Flow

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