I’ve been closely monitoring this Lebron James Instagram stories situation for the better part of a year. I actually think I was the first guy to really pay attention to what was happening here. It’s the most honest look into Lebron’s demented brain that I think exists. It’s a window into his psyche. Just how insecure he is. How bad he wants to be cool. How despite his greatness on a basketball court he’s still the biggest loser who ever lived. I mean it’s literally the same shit over and over and over and over and over. He just bobs his head to rap music and tries to act gansta. Usually he’s sitting down and occasionally he’ll be in a gym and talk about how addicted to working out he is. Today may have been his tour de force though. 3 minutes and 23 seconds of this shit. THREE MINUTES AND TWENTY THREE SECONDS!!!! Just to clarify you can only upload 15 seconds stories on Instagram. That means he uploaded like 100 straight Instagram stories of himself doing the same exact shit. WTF? I mean who the does this? What type of absolute maniac pulls a circus stunt like this? Fuck this guy. Zero Dark 30 23 my ass.
UPDATE – I guess this is from Kendrick Lamar’s album that drops tomorrow? (Drops is what people in the rap industry call releasing an album. Rise Pageviews Rise…look it up) This kind of explains why he was doing it for 3 minutes straight. Basically it’s a marketing/bragging by Bron Bron. Like look at me I have this first and get everybody fired up for it. I’m sure Kendrick Lamar was in on it. Logically speaking it makes way more sense not, but I’m just gonna pretend this album is already out because he does this 24/7 anyway. My point remains.