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A Back and Forth Dozen Slugfest Goes Down To The Wire With No Help From Smitty

This barn burner of a match goes down to the wire with both teams having playoff seeding implications on the line, and team Generation XYZ (Large, Jake Marsh, Me) on the bubble fighting for our playoff lives. Going up against Uptown Balls (Smitty, Smokes, Balls) What could go wrong? Uptown Balls is a team of stooges that could easily win every match if Smitty & Co didn't find a way to argue themselves out of the correct answer all of the time. It's like playing the New York Jets, you need to take the Jets somewhat seriously (they beat the Bengals & Titans last year) ,but at the end of the game the outcome is death by 1,000 self inflicted wounds (4-13).

The last time Uptown Balls and Gen XYZ got together, Jake almost ripped a man's face off ... 

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We fucked up on movie posters last night, and by we I mean me. I had it. Name these movie posters. Magnolia is a critically acclaimed film with the studded cast of Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, John C. Reilly, and the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A significant movie to anyone who knows film. 

The problem is I don't know film, or have THREE HOURS to watch an artsy Paul Thomas Anderson movie I won't understand. SO, I have never watched or committed to memory the movie Magnolia. Which is how I confused Magnolia (1999) with Steel Magnolias (1989). Never seen either, I only know the titles. Both are intertwining tales of people dealing with loss, life, blah blah blah … only Steel Magnolia's stars Dolly Parton, Sally Fields, some old bats, and a young Julia Roberts. Frank The Tank told me the movie was good so I'm taking his word for it and now I never need to watch the movie. It is impossible to right my wrongs and redeem my STUPIDITY to Generation XYZ, but if we make the playoffs I'm going to trivia my dick off for the team.

The Dozen: Trivia Competition

25 videos

1
Reigning Champs Back For 3rd Annual Thanksgiving Showdown (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 238)

Reigning Champs Back For 3rd Annual Thanksgiving Showdown (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile...

2
Tune-Up Or Look Ahead For Dave Portnoy & Ziti? (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 237)

Tune-Up Or Look Ahead For Dave Portnoy & Ziti? (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 237)

3
Top 10 Trivia Teams Battle It In Back-And-Forth Slugfest (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 236)

Top 10 Trivia Teams Battle It In Back-And-Forth Slugfest (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Mat...

4
Spittin Chiclets Makes Trivia Season Debut vs. Foreplay (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 235)

Spittin Chiclets Makes Trivia Season Debut vs. Foreplay (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, M...

5
Two-Time MVP In A Risky Look-Ahead Spot? (The Dozen pres. by High Noon, Match 234)

Two-Time MVP In A Risky Look-Ahead Spot? (The Dozen pres. by High Noon, Match 234)

6
Heated Teammate Arguments In A Must-Win Match (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 233)

Heated Teammate Arguments In A Must-Win Match (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 233)

7
Bad Blood & Revenge As Big Cat & The Yak Face Smockin (The Dozen: Big Apple Brawl, Match 232)

Bad Blood & Revenge As Big Cat & The Yak Face Smockin (The Dozen: Big Apple Brawl, Match 2...

8
Rivalry In Front of Wild Crowd With Experts vs. Honkers (The Dozen: Big Apple Brawl, Match 231)

Rivalry In Front of Wild Crowd With Experts vs. Honkers (The Dozen: Big Apple Brawl, Match...

9
Fan-Favorite Trivia Frankettes vs. Chicago LIVE In NYC (The Dozen: Big Apple Brawl, Match 230)

Fan-Favorite Trivia Frankettes vs. Chicago LIVE In NYC (The Dozen: Big Apple Brawl, Match ...

10
Defending Champions Take On Foreplay Trivia Team (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 229)

Defending Champions Take On Foreplay Trivia Team (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 2...

11
Can Preseason Favorite Bounce Back With Win? (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 228)

Can Preseason Favorite Bounce Back With Win? (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 228)

12
The UFC's Paddy the Baddy Makes Trivia Debut (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 227)

The UFC's Paddy the Baddy Makes Trivia Debut (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 227)

13
Title Contenders Square-Off In Trivia Battle (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 226)

Title Contenders Square-Off In Trivia Battle (The Dozen pres. by Boost Mobile, Match 226)

14
League Favorites Take On Top Villain Of Trivia World (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 225)

League Favorites Take On Top Villain Of Trivia World (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 2...

15
Will Rookie Trivia Players Succeed, Or Stink? (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 224)

Will Rookie Trivia Players Succeed, Or Stink? (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 224)

16
Dave Portnoy Returns To Trivia After Final Four Run (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match 223)

Dave Portnoy Returns To Trivia After Final Four Run (The Dozen pres. by Proper Wild, Match...

17
Chaotic Trivia Teams Argue Amidst Wild Match (The Dozen pres. by Manscaped, Match 222)

Chaotic Trivia Teams Argue Amidst Wild Match (The Dozen pres. by Manscaped, Match 222)

18
Trivia Wiz Brandon Walker Returns Vs. NFL'er Arian Foster (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 221)

Trivia Wiz Brandon Walker Returns Vs. NFL'er Arian Foster (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Ma...

19
Record-Setting Trivia Match With Another KFC Radio Battle (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 220)

Record-Setting Trivia Match With Another KFC Radio Battle (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Ma...

20
Former Trivia Champions Debut New Harvard Educated Player (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Match 219)

Former Trivia Champions Debut New Harvard Educated Player (The Dozen pres. by Fireball, Ma...

21
Bitter-Hate & Heated Rivalry With All-World Trivia Players (The Dozen pres. by High Noon, Match 218)

Bitter-Hate & Heated Rivalry With All-World Trivia Players (The Dozen pres. by High Noon, ...

22
Bad Boys vs. Defending Champs With Wild Crowd (The Dozen Season 3 Kickoff from Philly, Championship)

Bad Boys vs. Defending Champs With Wild Crowd (The Dozen Season 3 Kickoff from Philly, Cha...

23
Wild Crowd For Yak vs. Frankettes Trivia Rivalry (The Dozen Season 3 Kickoff from Philly, Matchup 2)

Wild Crowd For Yak vs. Frankettes Trivia Rivalry (The Dozen Season 3 Kickoff from Philly, ...

24
Championship Rematch In Front Of Wild Crowd (The Dozen Season 3 Kickoff from Philly, Matchup 1)

Championship Rematch In Front Of Wild Crowd (The Dozen Season 3 Kickoff from Philly, Match...

25
Future Trivia All-Stars? (The Dozen: Barstool Idol Edition)

Future Trivia All-Stars? (The Dozen: Barstool Idol Edition)