"Please, Mrs Swimsuit Model... I am a married man."

Sat down (virtually) with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model Haley Kalil, and I am pretty sure she was bagging what I was raking... The chemistry between us was palpable even though my wife of 21 years and her husband of 290 pounds made it clear that this was nothing more than an innocent (but somehow sexually charged) interview.

Here's a picture of Haley and I together in Staten Island last summer...

Haley was one of the two winners of the 2019's SI Swim Search competition alongside some far-less-attractive stranger named Camille Kostek.  She then appeared in that year's Swimsuit Edition as a rookie and is back again in 2020 plying her wares to unsuspecting fishermen on some remote island not far from where Jeffrey Epstein (allegedly) entertained Bill Clinton with (allegedly) underage girls before (allegedly) killing himself in a maximum-security prison with broken cameras and sleeping guards.

I imagine this is how Prince Andrew reacted when the news of that "suicide" hit the tape...

Haley is not the only beautiful broad that I entertained this week.

On Tuesday morning, I had the pleasure of sitting down (again, virtually) with a captivatingly thicc plus-sized SI model named Hunter McGrady…

On Tuesday night, I recorded the latest edition of Twisted History alongside my smoking-hot wife…

And on Wednesday, I chatted with Playboy Playmate Crystal McCahill (Miss May 2009) about her role in the new youtube virtual dating show Playdate

DavePortnoy is not a racist, and fucking I love my job.

Take a report.

-Large


 

Barstool Breakfast

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Full Jeff Foxworthy Interview From This Morning's Barstool Breakfast

Full Jeff Foxworthy Interview From This Morning's Barstool Breakfast

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Large Rips View Co-Host Sonny Hostin For Her Ignorant Comments Regarding Barstool Sports

Large Rips View Co-Host Sonny Hostin For Her Ignorant Comments Regarding Barstool Sports

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Breakfast Recap: Danny LoPriore On Titties, Being The Number One Heterosexual Gay Lyricist In The World, And His Plans For The Future

Breakfast Recap: Danny LoPriore On Titties, Being The Number One Heterosexual Gay Lyricist...

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"Please, Mrs Swimsuit Model... I am a married man."Now Playing

"Please, Mrs Swimsuit Model... I am a married man."

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Breakfast Recap: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Hunter McGrady, Captain Cons, The Wonton Don

Breakfast Recap: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Hunter McGrady, Captain Cons, The Wonto...

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FULL Interview With The Miz From Barstool Breakfast

FULL Interview With The Miz From Barstool Breakfast

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Full Breakfast Trivia With Special Guests HardFactor Mark and HardFactor Will

Full Breakfast Trivia With Special Guests HardFactor Mark and HardFactor Will

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Why Is Kobe's Dad Selling His Memorabilia?

Why Is Kobe's Dad Selling His Memorabilia?

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Howie Mandel On Comedy, Coronavirus, And His Historic Career As A Standup

Howie Mandel On Comedy, Coronavirus, And His Historic Career As A Standup

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Full Barstool Breakfast Trivia With Special Guest Contestant, "Phyllis"

Full Barstool Breakfast Trivia With Special Guest Contestant, "Phyllis"

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Breakfast Recap: Full Trivia Episode, Willie's Take On Drew Brees, Large Reflects On His First Two Years At Barstool

Breakfast Recap: Full Trivia Episode, Willie's Take On Drew Brees, Large Reflects On His F...

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Breakfast Recap: Rivalry Week Continues + Full Episode Of Trivia

Breakfast Recap: Rivalry Week Continues + Full Episode Of Trivia

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Breakfast Recap: Kerryn Freehan KILLS Brandon Newman And Fat Shames Everyone. PLUS Large Shits On KFC

Breakfast Recap: Kerryn Freehan KILLS Brandon Newman And Fat Shames Everyone. PLUS Large S...

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Breakfast Recap: Willie Already Hates The Tom Brady Doc, Twisted History Preview,  Suitman, Jon Moxley,  Full Trivia And A WILD Take From Zah On American Sports

Breakfast Recap: Willie Already Hates The Tom Brady Doc, Twisted History Preview, Suitman...

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Breakfast Recaps The Final Two Episodes Of 'The Last Dance'

Breakfast Recaps The Final Two Episodes Of 'The Last Dance'

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WATCH: Large Puts On A Clinic In Week Two Of Barstool Breakfast Individual Trivia

WATCH: Large Puts On A Clinic In Week Two Of Barstool Breakfast Individual Trivia

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WATCH: Cody Rhodes Talks AEW, Growing Up The Son Of A Legend, And The First Time His Mom Saw The Infamous Neck Tattoo

WATCH: Cody Rhodes Talks AEW, Growing Up The Son Of A Legend, And The First Time His Mom S...

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Trivia Reset! Every Man For Himself Has Begun And We Have Controversy Out Of The Gate

Trivia Reset! Every Man For Himself Has Begun And We Have Controversy Out Of The Gate

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Barstool Breakfast Recaps Episodes 5 & 6 of 'The Last Dance'

Barstool Breakfast Recaps Episodes 5 & 6 of 'The Last Dance'

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WATCH: Willie Accuses Large Of Cheating During Trivia And All Hell Breaks Loose

WATCH: Willie Accuses Large Of Cheating During Trivia And All Hell Breaks Loose

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WATCH: Full Bob Saget Interview From Today's Barstool Breakfast

WATCH: Full Bob Saget Interview From Today's Barstool Breakfast

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Barstool Breakfast Reviews Episodes 3 & 4 of 'The Last Dance'

Barstool Breakfast Reviews Episodes 3 & 4 of 'The Last Dance'

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Breakfast Trivia Week 3: Willie and Brandon vs Large, Pat & Zah. Someone's Going Home...

Breakfast Trivia Week 3: Willie and Brandon vs Large, Pat & Zah. Someone's Going Home...

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Breakfast Recap: Mark Henry aka Sexual Chocolate Full Interview, Predicting The NFL Draft, Large's Opium Den Story, Zah's Two Year Old Tooth Brush And More

Breakfast Recap: Mark Henry aka Sexual Chocolate Full Interview, Predicting The NFL Draft,...

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"Wait, WHAT?!" The Exact Moment KFC Found Out About Gronk Getting Traded To The Bucs

"Wait, WHAT?!" The Exact Moment KFC Found Out About Gronk Getting Traded To The Bucs