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The third picture is what people really look like. We BURY that picture. Rule of thumb with group pictures, it's usually the ugliest one (4:40)

Joey writes in about Hinge. No guy wants a woman who is competitive about EVERYTHING. Tacos are the new pizza, it signifies low-maintenance. What would you order for the brunch table? Every answer on the app is pancakes (8:58)

Travel and wine. Jim doesn't want a woman who wants to travel. NO. (13:54)

Nick writes in, bemoaning the profile pictures that people choose. Some have literally none. Oh, and If you see anything regarding a zombie apocalypse out there, please email the the show (14:55)

"Pain in the ass, but with a good heart." - I'd rather take someone with NO HEART that leaves me alone. (19:46)

If I could have a superpower, it would b- "ENOUGH with the superpowers, nobody is every going to be granted a superpower. I wish I could time travel back to the day before I met you." (24:47)

"What's your greatest travel story? Getting locked on a hotel rooftop in Rome." - YUCK. (39:00)

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