In Case You Needed Some Hate In Your Heart Today, Here's A Guy Who Won't Date Hot Women
(Source) – When it came to dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity, Dan Rochkind had no problem snagging the city?s most beautiful women. ?I could have [anyone] I wanted,? says Rochkind, now 40 and an Upper West Sider with a muscular build and a full head of hair. ?I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.? He spent the better part of his 30s going on up to three dates a week, courting 20-something blond models, but eventually realized that dating the prettiest young things had its drawbacks ? he found them flighty, selfish and vapid. ?Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,? he says. ?Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn?t carry a conversation.??Looking to avoid such a fate, Rochkind started dating a woman who isn?t a bikini model, Carly Spindel, in January 2015. The two are now happily engaged.
Thank goodness! I was worried that I was gonna be in too good a mood today. Playoff win, Charlie McAvoy shined, spring has sprung… what’s to hate today? I’ll tell you what’s to hate, Dan Rochkind.
This guy. This motherfucking guy right here with a “full head of hair,” a jaw as strong as a silly putty egg, and a smile like a rat…
Is my new mortal enemy. I live to hate and I hate him, so you could make the argument he’s the most important person in my life. The?nerve it takes to be party of a vanity piece that focuses on people being too vain is the most outrageous brashness I’ve ever encountered in my life. Daniel here actually sits with an Angry Orchard and tells the NY Post that he REFUSES to date hot women because they’re too selfish, vapid, and can’t hold a conversation. Can you imagine what a convo with this slug is like? I tried to think about it but I passed out in red rage.
But hey, he’s found his soulmate, who I’m sure is just a remarkably lovely woman. I bet the “matchmakers daughter” who used an article about how her fianc? likes ugly chicks to pump her business is a kind, caring gal?who walks around constantly satisfied from Dan’s dick which constantly has him googling “average penis size” hoping to convince himself he’s adequate by Japanese standards.
If those two aren’t enough for you, the article goes on to interview more detestable human beings. Meet Sonali…
Sonali considers herself a “9 or 10″ (Donald Trump “WRONG” gif) but she’s seen the light and she’s done fucking athletic model-types because they’re “Nazis” about their diet. Sonali has matured and now is just looking for someone she’s comfortable on the couch with.
JK, now she’s off looks and is into “superballers” (her word, not mine, even I’m not that big of an asshole to invent a word like that) with high paying careers.
Sonali has moved past looks and is on to wallets. Maturation!
Also we’ve got 23 year old Megan…
23 year old Megan is over the Calvin Klein guys and Megan’s sick of her “stunning beauty” forcing her to search for that “hot” guy so their labels match. All those hot guys would just fuck her once or twice then “ghost” (Megan fails to make the connection that either she’s not hot enough for them or her personality sucks, so she takes to a vanity piece to make these complaints).
Luckily for her, this story has a happy ending. Like our grandparents, she found her true love on Bumble and couldn’t be happier. Of course, she uses this piece to bash him and say he’s not very good looking but it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
If the significant others in these articles have even an ounce of pride they’ll break up with these HELLISH excuses for humans and move on with their lives. Trust me, it’s not worth it. By EOD (fancy speak for end of day, I work in an office now) everyone you’ve ever known will hate your boyfriend/girlfriend. The rest of your life will be spent making excuses about why their such a piece of shit and how they “don’t really know them.” It will be a horrible, horrible headache.
End it now and let them rot alone.