22 Year Old Virgin Wants To Know If She Should Just Give Up On Saving Herself - KFC Radio 176

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The 22 year Old Virgin. Chick wants to know if she should just bail on this whole idea of preserving her vagina or keep going through with this cockamamie plan. Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocola. Go have sex. Be an adult. Christ.

1) Thinking that being a virgin when you get married means anything is ridiculous. What you think you’re better than the next chick who’s taken a dick? No. If anything its a red flag and “Mr. Right” is gonna think youre weird.

2) “Mr. Right” doesnt exist. If you think you’re gonna find some pure penis that worthy of your untouched vagina youre nuts. Youre not finding Prince Charming in a world of 8 billion people. Its a needle in a haystack. So you’re wasting precious precious RARE years of when you’re at your sexiest by waiting for a man thats never coming along.

3) Even if you do find Mr. Right and marry him, inevitably you will have that feeling of “I cant believe I’ve only had sex with one person” and you will grow to resent him and the relationship.

You’re young. You’re 22. Stop worrying about finding the perfect guy and having the perfect marriage with the perfect vagina. Get money, fuck bitches. Thats what I always say.