I'm Excited To Absolutely Fucking HATE The Detroit Tigers And Chris Castellani

This week we had Chris Castellani on Red Line Radio to talk all things Michigan sports. His interview made me feel really, really good about myself. I've bitched about my teams as long as you guys have known me. Chris made me realize like.... 2 mins into the interview.... that it's not all that bad. I mean this kid is a diehard Detroit sports fan. When I say diehard, I mean DIE HARD. Like as much as anyone else or more than anyone of us are of our teams at Barstool.

But Detroit sucks. Carl outlined just how bad Detroit sucks in this blog. But Chris keeps trucking on giving game reviews of a team that was eliminated before the season even started. That's just an undeniable fact of life. 

The Tigers are on the upswing. For the next 5+ years, the AL Central will run through Chicago but Detroit will absolutely, 100% be the ones giving them a run for their money. Haase, Baddoo, Matt Manning, Skubal, Candelario, and others with Spencer Torkelson and Riley Greene both on deck and a BOAT LOAD of money they could/should be spending in the coming years. Don't be shocked if a Carlos Correa or Corey Seager gets tossed a $250MM+ deal by Detroit this winter. 

They're going to be a bitch and a half to play against. Simple as that. 

I'm pumped about it too. I want to LOATHE Detroit. The Twins are dead. The Indians are dead. The Royals are.... the Royals. None of them are going to be good enough in the coming years to really care about. The Tigers, on the other hand, have the ability to push for a wild card as early as 2023. Maybe even the division if everything clicks for them and shit goes south for the Sox. If some sort of blood feud developed between the Tigers and Sox, I'd be ALL for it. I'm sick of dedicating my hatred solely to the Cubs and greaseball gabagool Yankee fans. That gets stale.

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