The Green Jacket Is The Coolest "Trophy" In Sports

Look, I know it's not technically a trophy. I just didn't know what else to call it. A prize? Na, a prize is like a giant stuffed animal you win at a carnival and give to a chick you're trying to take yard. The Green Jacket is WAY more than that. There's the Stanley Cup and there's the Green Jacket. That's it. Those are the two best trophies/awards/whatever in all of sports. Everything else is just more of the same. Big ass pieces of metal that just are....whatever. Forgettable, if anything. I mean everyone recognizes the major trophies but they're all just trophies. Not the green jacket. It has character on character.

It's crazy too. I mean... it's just a jacket, and it's kinda an ugly jacket if we're being honest. But at the same time there is NOTHING like it in sports. Even if you're a very casual golf fan like I am, nothing gives you the chills like seeing the previous Masters champion put the green jacket on the guy who just won it:

Giphy Images.
Giphy Images.
Giphy Images.

Forgive me for including Private Pyle above, I typed "green jacket" into our GIF search engine thing and he popped up, so he's making it to the blog. Fuck you if you don't think that's funny. Anyways, the green jacket got drafted NUMBER 2 overall in this week's Snake Draft on The Dog Walk. Who drafted it? Well you gotta listen to find out even though you'd have to be a complete and total idiot to not understand why I'm blogging this right now. 

Go and listen to this week's episode - it was category-less, which I thought was going to be a complete shit show. I couldn't have been more wrong. It didn't get off the rails and there was hardly and scratch chalk selected. I am of the opinion this was our best team performance on a snake draft in weeks. 

Tune in!