For the first time in forever I couldn’t wait to get to work today, and it was for one reason and one reason only. Carl got into a hot tub with a lady who looks like an extra in the movie 8 Mile yesterday. I couldn’t WAIT to hear the story.
If she weren’t a Lions fan I’d 100% say that’s the famous Chicago Party Aunt
Absolutely vile. Almost as vile as the Bears offense through the course of the 2019 season, but that’s a whole other story.
Odds of him contracting a disease? -300. I’m talking he’s a walking Hepatitis Alphabet right now. I mean he’s gotta be right? What a goddamn lunatic. Guaranteed he woke up with a stiff woody and took a piss that burned with the fire of a thousand suns this morning.
And he broke down the entire ordeal on today’s Red Line Radio Bears postgame show. Do yourself a favor and go and listen, it’s a DOOZY of a story. Straight vomit inducing. Oh, and we also talked about how the Bears are SO SO SO back (so long as they don’t lose again this year)