Did Carl Contract A Venereal Disease In This Hot Tub Yesterday?

For the first time in forever I couldn’t wait to get to work today, and it was for one reason and one reason only.  Carl got into a hot tub with a lady who looks like an extra in the movie 8 Mile yesterday.  I couldn’t WAIT to hear the story.

If she weren’t a Lions fan I’d 100% say that’s the famous Chicago Party Aunt

Absolutely vile.  Almost as vile as the Bears offense through the course of the 2019 season, but that’s a whole other story.

Odds of him contracting a disease?  -300.  I’m talking he’s a walking Hepatitis Alphabet right now.  I mean he’s gotta be right?  What a goddamn lunatic.  Guaranteed he woke up with a stiff woody and took a piss that burned with the fire of a thousand suns this morning.

And he broke down the entire ordeal on today’s Red Line Radio Bears postgame show.  Do yourself a favor and go and listen, it’s a DOOZY of a story.  Straight vomit inducing.  Oh, and we also talked about how the Bears are SO SO SO back (so long as they don’t lose again this year)