ZBT #182: We Want To Check You For Ticks

Round 1:  Should we weaponize ticks? Congress wants research into how we could use these little fuckers to decimate entire civilizations.

Round 2: The fact that “flying infantryman on hoverboard” wasnt an MOS when we joined makes us feel cheated. One lucky French soldier got to fly all over the Bastille Day parade.

Round 3: The new commandant wants to implement rules on social media? Will that work? Not if we block and mute all our NCOs it wont.

Round 4: A bunch of boogereaters are planning on storming Area 51. How do the people on base prepare for something like that?

Round 5:  Rough and Rowdy is later this week. We can’t wait.