Shout Out To This Reporter For Stopping A Runaway Race Horse That Was Sprinting Directly At Her

Tough break for our girl Hayley. The NFL Draft just passed a few weeks ago but she just got some great film for the scouts. Low pad level, feet always moving, and oh yeah she was able to stop a four-legged creature dead in his tracks. If that doesn’t move her to the top of your Draft board, I don’t know what will. We can talk about how the animal had homefield advantage, she was in a dress and dress shoes instead of pads and cleats, and once again it was a fucking RACE HORSE that has been bred to run sprinting directly at her. I know the term #Mailtime means that you do jusssssst enough work to skate by your day. But what’s the opposite of that? Going above and beyond your duties? Because that’s what Hayley Jane Moore did for this racetrack. I say 1% of the people in the world get in the way of a running horse when its not part of their job. That is the epitome of someone else’s problem, most likely a stable boy being paid literal peanuts. But Hayley Jane answered the call because she knows she has a gift. And I can’t wait to see her display it every Sunday once the fall comes and an NFL team gives her a shot.

P.S. A++++ commentary from those two silly ass Brits during the replay. Especially the “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa” part. Tony Romo couldn’t have done it better himself.